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Old 08-11-2010, 02:40 AM #1
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Shaun that isn't funny babez.

The poor bloke was stabbed!
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He murdered "Tiny Dancer". He should be dead.
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poor bloke?
He murdered "Tiny Dancer". He should be dead.
Ohhh. I don't know who Tiny Dancer is.
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hahahaha oh the irony

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shouldnt laugh the mans been stabbed!













"recovering in hospital from a buttock wound" lul
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bet there's more to this. Sounds like a cover up story.
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"recovering in hospital from a buttock wound" lul
What he was stabbed up the bum?:
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What he was stabbed up the bum?:
Sorta, bet he's got one of those donut thingys

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Did he go to prison for murdering Tiny Dancer?
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PMSL, you are kiddng right?
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poor bloke?
He murdered "Tiny Dancer". He should be dead.
Its impossible to kill Tiny Dancer, he simply dragged it along the street and threw it into a shallow grave

You couldn't make it up though, irony is one of the greatest things in the world
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Its horrible that he's been stabbed and all, but the OP made me laugh.
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Sorry, but I've never heard of Tiny Dancer in my life so how would I know if he went to prison or not.
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Tiny Dancer is a song by Elton John, Thomas
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Ohh right. So he's not an actual person?

In that case, I still feel bad. No one should be stabbed. The bloke has done nothing wrong. He could have died so I don't find it funny. Soz.
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