[Patrick]

Just went downstairs for to make a cup of coffee and grab myself a Subway Cookie, I had gotten myself 5 of them for one quid this morning.

I ate 2 earlier, so I was expecting 3 to be left.

I was HORRIFIED.

There was none there, NONE.

I walked into the living room and was like 'Where the ****** is my Subway cookies at?'

My mum was like 'Idk!' and then her boyfriend just goes 'Oh yah, I spilt water on them earlier so I threw them out'

Really bitch?

G.T.F.O right now!

I had,

1 Chocolate Chip
1 White Chocolate Nut
1 Double Chocolate

Cookies and now they're all gone.

I actually want to put someone's eyes out
I needed to eat a cookie to calm myself for Kayla's elimination in abit, and now they aren't there.

I am freaking out and if my mum's boyfriend comes near me I'm going to shoot him.

How would you deal with such a disgrace?

[Smithy]

I would eat a biscuit or bag of crisps instead

[Niall]

Well my Dad ate my sexy Tesco shortbread the other week. When I found out i was so pissed. I usually just scream into a cushion or something.

[Vicky.]

PMSL. Patrick you are so full of rage

[Benjamin]

You remind of Ross in friends

'My sandwich, MY SANDWICH!'

[Stacey.]

I go crazy if someone takes my food that they know I was going to eat.

Try like hitting something..

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

You remind of Ross in friends

'My sandwich, MY SANDWICH!'

[Jordan.]

omfg this shouldn't be stood for, take revenge.

[Stu]

When I left you were this ignorant, angry, amusing kid. Now your an ignorant, angry, amusing kid but ... in a really camp way.

Does anyone not pick up a huge hint of campness off Paddy's nauseating uber rants?

[GypsyGoth]

Pour water on him!!!!

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Stu

When I left you were this ignorant, angry, amusing kid. Now your an ignorant, angry, amusing kid but ... in a really camp way.

Does anyone not pick up a huge hint of campness off Paddy's nauseating uber rants?

Yes, it's been like this for months though, so we're all used to it

[Shaun]

I'd. erm. get over it.

[Vicky.]

Would you prefer if he had left you a lump of mush instead of chucking them out?

[Judas]

Have you got a sharp carving knife? You could just aim it at his head. Or cut your wrists to show how angry you are....

Why not look online to make your own? Then you will never run out

[Zippy]

Your mums BF clearly ate them himself. His he a fat bastard?

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Zippy

Your mums BF clearly ate them himself. His he a fat bastard?

dont be telling him that

He'll be going downstairs and stabbing him or something...

mind that was the first thing I thought too when i read the OP

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Yes, it's been like this for months though, so we're all used to it

Thank christ for that. If it was just me I'd be well worried .

[Locke.]

Time for you to watch Home Alone and get some tips from Macaulay Culkin

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

dont be telling him that

He'll be going downstairs and stabbing him or something...

mind that was the first thing I thought too when i read the OP

Patrick you should inspect his mouth for crumbs.

[Legend killer]

U sld eat ur mum's bf that wld teach him a lesson

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

U sld eat ur mum's bf that wld teach him a lesson

Cannibalism is not the answer!

Prolonged torture is.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Patrick

'Where the ****** is my Subway cookies at?'

[Marc]

I say murder.

Its clearly the only option left.

Or just get over it, you had two already. Fatty boom boom!

[Ninastar]

I would cry for a bit, then look for other food.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how did you get 5 for £1 anyway?