[Judas]

use this to show your anger at the world im so angry now grrr lol! nutcrackers post about dat band jls sparked me off on 1 so come in here if you get dis angri! i'll be postin lots of moans in here ok lol xxx

this is to my m8 nutcracker about jls - love em so inspirin and deep. so yeah my rant 1 lol xx

so annoyed at my mum i wanted to see jls and the wanted and all dem bands for christmas she was like ughh no stupid cow only baught me a mini 5 person jet plane, cruize to crappy spain, my local ****ty cinema and a car bitch grrr lol soz nutcracker we got so much in common im just rantin innit lol... like were the only1s to talk sense in the world right! we need to put it rites lol unlike gordon brown and dem lot grr lol make me so angri! i fink we need to get rid of all the immigrants im not racist at all my friends from poland and shes relli nice but dey drive you mad they come here and take our jobs grr lol x im not being nasty but they all stink as well none of them wash its like err love heres some dove for you lol. they are so skanky and weird aswell like my freind said theres a muslim girl that goes to our school and we hate her because they all burnt poppys its so disrespectfull its like get a life!!! grr lol x yeah so i think christmas is going to suck big time because my mum is so nasty to me and the government arent doing nothin about all dem dirty immigrants.

(Just so you know, this aren't really my views. Feel free to add your own comical 'grrr lols here xxxxx')

[Judas]

grr lol nobody is listening to my rants! its so annoying really i cant stand it! i went to da supermarket the other day and the basket was rubbish but anyway i went into morrisons and got some beans because i like them especially heinz mmmm lol. anyway i put them in my basket and i dropped it accidently anyway it hit the back of a pram with a baby in. anyway the pram flew in the air and the baby flung out i was really nervous. my baked beans flew in the air and knocked a old pensionor out and the tin was dented anyway the baby flew in the air and the mum screamed but luckily it landed in isle 22 which was the toilet rolls and he was ok. thats why i hate supermarket baskets grrr lol.... i live such a weird life but im not attention seeking at all!!! grrr lol x

so angry! ill say more later you best comment! all my rants are original and complete truths about my life not some spin off!!!! grr anyway nite nite for now xxx

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Yeah good night.

I might use this for my rants.

[Judas]

grr dirty immigrants

grr lol anyway i went out shoppin rite cuz i wanted some pot noodles cuz im hungry but dint want to cook so i sed mum can i have some pot noodles she said yeah you can so i got some anyway i went to asda dint i and eugh im not racist but on the way i passed loads of migrants i was like ew lol like not bein nasty but dey all come here and take our jobs which aint fair cuz my mum and dad cant work loads but dey cant cuz the polish and all dem lot took the jobs grrr lol so yeah i got some didnt want any did i so in the end i got something else mmm nom nom lol anyway so i got some other food which was nice not pot noodles as i didnt want any even though i went to get some and at the chekout i was served by a indian or sum crap like dat they had a turban i was like urr im not racist but why you wearin dat in my county lol its not cold is it grrr lol well i dint say that as i was in a rush but i thought it and then as i walked out there was some child that pissed himself on the floor and his mum was in a burka im not being racist lol but thats what there all like theyve no respect really i mean you dont get 2 year old toddlers doin than part from indians its pure rude and nasty grrr lol anyway i got home and ate my meal it was nom nom nom grr lol xox

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Judas]

right im not sexist at all or stuff like that ive got a girlfriend well i did but i still do but we aint really together now but she is well lush anyway grr lol yeah well andy off of sky sports which used to be on freeview but it isnt now i was like why isnt sky sports news on freeview now i always used to watch it and joined facebook groups about it grr lol but anyway i think its ridiculious he was sacked when women only work there for there boobs i aint being rude but women should only be on there if they no what theyre saying they obviously dont cuz its about sport and football and manly **** grr lol and they dont even let them work on there well they shouldnt unless there men and he was fired and i cant watch him now andy was well funny well he was on freeview grr lol anyway yeah i think its ridiculious that he lost his job cuz a woman

[Jessica.]

O_O

[Judas]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

O_O

I'm not sure if anyone understands what I'm trying to do... or if they are just abit, well, rubbish I've kind of tried to put different members attitudes into one person in jest, you can probably tell who is who. We have a
- spoilt person
- attention seeker
- 'dirty immigrants'
- wat, dat womans only on tv 'cuz her tits

[Jessica.]

Nobody even knows who you are. O_O

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Judas

I'm not sure if anyone understands what I'm trying to do... or if they are just abit, well, rubbish I've kind of tried to put different members attitudes into one person in jest, you can probably tell who is who. We have a
- spoilt person
- attention seeker
- 'dirty immigrants'
- wat, dat womans only on tv 'cuz her tits

who?

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Judas

I'm not sure if anyone understands what I'm trying to do... or if they are just abit, well, rubbish I've kind of tried to put different members attitudes into one person in jest, you can probably tell who is who. We have a
- spoilt person
- attention seeker
- 'dirty immigrants'
- wat, dat womans only on tv 'cuz her tits

[MTVN]

Spoilt person is Patrick I think after that post about his Christmas Presents
Attention seeker is Thomas, sounds like one of his stories
Last one is Leather Trumpet after what he said about Sky Sports

It's not hard people

Not sure who the "dirty immigrants" one is though :/

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Not sure who the "dirty immigrants" one is though :/

gypsygoth

[Stu]

I'll have a stab at it and say it's Angus.

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Scott

gypsygoth

Yeah, makes sense

[Vicky.]

I'm pretty sure the dirty immigrants one is aimed at inone...

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I'm pretty sure the dirty immigrants one is aimed at inone...

Really?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

inone

not coz he hates immigrants just coz

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I'm pretty sure the dirty immigrants one is aimed at inone...

Oh right, cos he said Muslims live in dirty areas or something

[Judas]

haha, you got them. I hope they aren't seen as nasty, they are slightly exagerated, kind of inspired from some members posts and then 'dummed down', 'chaved up' and made barely understandable.