[Patrick]

I was just sitting there chillin' watching E3 and suddenly my phone rings.

I started dancing my way over to my room listening to my epic ringtone and see 'Unknown Caller'. I was like 'er, k?'

And this guy goes 'Hey Patrick.. It's Kenneth. From last Summer.' and I'm like 'Wut? ****** off' and hung up.

And then he calls back and goes 'I know where you live.' and I was all 'Bitch please.' and hung up again and then he rings back and goes 'DON'T HANG UP ON ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!'

And then I hung up again rofl.

Now he hasn't called back.
It's epic, I feel like I'm in a Scream movie

Loving it.

[Ramsay]

definatly pedo kenny from inbetweeners
that was his name werent it?

[Ninastar]

omfg there is someone behind you

[King Gizzard]

pedo kennedy

Kenneth Tong coming to get cha!

['Conor]

omg i want to be you right now! dont run up the stairs like Cici or Jenny Randall!!!

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Nate

pedo kennedy

Kenneth Tong coming to get cha!

ahhh yeah thats it..ah close enough

[Shaun]

kcya

[Patrick]

He called again and I decided to be like a Scream slut - I was like;

'****** OFF YOU SON OF A BITCH'

And he just goes 'Do you want me to penetrate you Patrick?' and then I hung up.


-turns phone off and goes downstairs-

If I'm dead tomorrow, I loved you all.
'cept Joe.

[Patrick]

-doesn't want my last word on TiBB to be Joe-

Tits.

['Conor]

awh this is getting good now the doorbells gonna ring in a minute

[Ramsay]

its me
happy halloween

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Patrick

-doesn't want my last word on TiBB to be Joe-

Tits.

Originally Posted by Karl

its me
happy halloween

[The Human Santapede]

Can you die quietly please Paddy, I'm trying to insult Zee in another thread and all I can hear is you.

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

-doesn't want my last word on TiBB to be Joe-

Tits.

[Locke.]

Get your sword out and wait patiently for them to arrive. If you're going to die, die like a man.

[Jords]

RIP Paddy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx