[Andrew.]

I saw this on DS, but thought we'd do it better

So which song lyrics did you or do you mishear?! what did you think they said? and how different is it from the actual lyrics?

1) Alexandra Burke, Sugababes and Lady Gaga - I always used to think they shouted 'Red Wine!' i thought it was a female thing, but its actually "Red One"

2) And in Lady Gaga's Heavy Metal Lover i thought 'Dirty Pony i, cant wait to hose you down' when i first heard it i thought it was 'does he pound me hard, im gonna hoe you down'

[CharlieO]

There is already a thread on this just letting you know as I care for everyone
Those are entertaining though.

[Niamh.]

Oh I thought it was Red wine too

[Pyramid*]

PMSL, this throws back some memories.

years ago, Madonna's La Isla Bonnita.

The line

'Last night I dreamt of san pedro'

I used to sing as "last night I dreamt of some diego"....... till my cousin heard me and couldn't tell me what was wrong for laughing so hard.

Took a long time for me to live it down.

[Andrew.]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

There is already a thread on this just letting you know as I care for everyone
Those are entertaining though.

Thanks Charlie.
I couldnt find it, maybe someone could merge it.

Also, that song by someone "are we human or are we dancers" i thought it was "are we human or are we dyson" :/

[Niamh.]

Oh haha I used to think it was Lucky Star Bonnita when it came out Pyramid

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by AndrewWyld

Thanks Charlie.
I couldnt find it, maybe someone could merge it.

Also, that song by someone "are we human or are we dancers" i thought it was "are we human or are we dyson" :/

My step son thought it was Are we human or are we denser

[Andrew.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

My step son thought it was Are we human or are we denser

i used to think it was about how humans can sometime act like hoovers, and he asked the question that, do we act like humans or are we similar to dysons, i dont know it was when i was 12, and i was weirddddddddd when i was 12.

Also, whilst im throwing stuff in there, i used to think Emma Bunton's 'what took you so long' was infact 'what took you so long, to suck you all night'

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by AndrewWyld

i used to think it was about how humans can sometime act like hoovers, and he asked the question that, do we act like humans or are we similar to dysons, i dont know it was when i was 12, and i was weirddddddddd when i was 12.

lol, I actually thought my step sons lyric made more sense, like are we more than human kind of a thing, dancers is a bit weak tbh

[LaLaLand]

David Guetta's song that he recently had out I thought went "Little BLACK girrrrl, little BLACK girl" haha.

Also Cyndi Lauper's song "Into the Nightlife" has a line in it that goes "I'll tke ya till you're all spun up" but I misheard it as "I'll take ya till your balls fall off" pahaha

[reece(:]

pia toscano this time
thought the first line as "well my man is hairy aint gon' take it no more"

thought rihanna was "we fell in love in a hopeless place" even though the song name is supposed to be there

[Doogle]

Have loads but the one I always get embarassed by is GaGa's Just Dance:

"Just dance, come and do your thing"

Idk why I thought it said that.