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Old 30-03-2012, 02:53 PM #1
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I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball once, from a serve. My vision went yellow and I couldn't breathe properly or stand for about ten minutes. Horrible.
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Anyway that doesn't make any difference to how painful it is
Well the OP already points out that a kick in the balls is more painful. Debate won.
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LOL men and their bits - I would think that only men can rate the pain of a kick in the bits and only women can rate the pain of childbirth - well being women we just don't over dramatise things and just get on with it - whereas men just have to make a big deal of everything !!! I rest my case
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