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day 5 - how many stars will you give this CBB 1 - 5 ? 09.01.13

it was the morning,
and that's after the night before,
and still in there heads,
is the nomination war.
Paula went to BB,
out she don't want to be first,
while Razor and Rhylan were puzzled,
by a gigantic ball that would not burst.
shopping task revealed,
it was read out by Gillian,
Sam wanted to be next to Lacey,
whats going through his head is natural and not villain.
then a shocker,
was it from "Spidis" insecurities,
straight to the D-R to protest,
because "Spidis" both don't do promiscuity's.
Hedi came out crying,
Spencer asked " whats wrong Dear",
they have come up with a plan,
anything near there mouths they will drop with no fear.
the game started,
and the humor sent me to Venus,
from a "pig tong" to a "sick bag" to a "fermented duck egg" "cheese",
what got me is Paula not mouthing "penis".
72 passes was good,
it was allot on plate,
Razor and Claire are going to work out,
because both are concerned about there weight.
Hedi on her own,
with Rhylan in a bikini in a hot tub,
talking about surgery,
Rhylan complemented her "tits" are of top grub.
sad was the next chat,
it was about fame,
because when you are a star,
the public don't act all the same.
Rhylan was called,
to start was the shopping task fear,
it was hilarious,
but god no's how chocolate chili hurts the ear.
he won and achieved,
while inside they were Rhylan talking,
Paula had to take some time out,
which was blamed on the "winter" will she again be walking.
then to catch a floating ball,
Razors comment i must include,
he said "Rhylans" loves kissing balls,
it was so funny and rude.
a bit of bad feeling,
"Spidi" refused to cooperate,
they said you can "nom" us,
"morals" i have to congratulate.
was it a flirt,
does claire need some sugar daddy,
i liked when Razor kissed,
a gentle giant like the great "paddy".
all had great fun,
apart from the no "spidi" power,
they both looked "well gel",
and so sour.
mass respect happened,
religion again to enter the debate,
Rhyan pointed out "Spidis" belief,
i hope this does not "Shipa Shetti" escalate.
then a treat,
it was like exercise doing "reps",
Claire had to lay in a "red room",
while listening to continuous "Steps".
was this bare-able,
or was she going to fail,
Razor said its like Gillian hearing "Teenienders".
Claire started biting the nail.
she got released,
5 balls was the prize,
while at 1250am Rhylan found booze,
and started a criminal drinking exercise.
that was day 5,
myself or ch5 i don't need to promote,
because "Bigbrother" is back with a vengeance,
its 5 stars and every-time gets my vote.

( hello everyone on this forum. i hope you all skipped the poem jibber and what i want to find out is does anyone disagree with me and feel this CBB is not 5 stars ? i feel it has everything in it and i really do admire ch5 for this as it is a huge turn around from the last one with the deadwood twins which i found so boreing. i would send this to ch5 but they have told me they can not understand poetry ? i so wish i was not compelled every morning to write one on this show - as i don't do it any justice as it is FANTASTIC. so rate this CBB - 1 star to 5 stars - 5 stars being the best and 1 star not good ?)