[Stu]

See I've got these two adorable little pushkins a few weeks back. I've wanted cats for years but couldn't when I was living at home because my mum is one of those riddiculous creatures that thinks cats are inherently filthy creatures worthy not of our love but constant disdain.

So now I sleep with them and I love them and they clean my hair and steal my tuna and my heart and I've become ... TAH-DAH! ... one of those annoying people who show you pictures of their children.

So we got Pat Patcat Beatrix Avocado :



And Peggy 'Mariah Carey Cat' Aphrodite :



Pat & Peggy. Yes, as in EastEnders Pat & Peggy.

Love my cats.