[Marc]

Do you urinate fast or slow?

[Niamh.]

ehh average speed?

[Livia]

I can honestly say that I have never timed it. Next time I go I'll give it "one Mississippi, two Mississippi..." and let you know.

[Chuck]

When I'm peeing in a public toilet I pee as slow as I can for promiscuous reasons but generally I pee very fast.

[lostalex]

If you try to force it out too fast then it splashes back. It's best to just let it go naturally, which is what i try to do.

[Marc]

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

ehh average speed?

how do you know you are average?

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

ehh average speed?

Say.. Do you think your slower than other women if you're in a public toilet?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Cherie

how do you know you are average?

I don't know waaaaaaaaaa

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Marc

Say.. Do you think your slower than other women if you're in a public toilet?

No I'll do a Livia next time I go

[lostalex]

The best strategy is to hold it loose and let it flow naturally, and then give it a few shakes, which will usually get a bit more out. The more relaxed you are the more will come out naturally, and you don't have to push at all.

There's always gonna be some remnants though, there's always gonna be some dribble. Don't beat yourself up over it.

[Suze]

Originally Posted by Livia

I can honestly say that I have never timed it. Next time I go I'll give it "one Mississippi, two Mississippi..." and let you know.

[Suze]

Different speeds, it just depends on how long I wait before going for a wee.

Never timed it, but I make a handy dabber if any females need assistance.

[Alf]

I slash like a powerful horse, it comes out of me like a Yellow cable.

[lostalex]

have you ever pee'd inside someone else? i know some women(and men) like to have you pee inside of them, and fill them up. It's a real thing, I'm not making it up.

[Smithy]

surely you pee at the same speed everytime it's just how full your bladder is?

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Smithy

surely you pee at the same speed everytime it's just how full your bladder is?

I think "Velocity" is a better word for what we're talking about.

I can't pee when erect, and how could I get it in unless I'm erect? Am I supposed to thumb it in like some 50 yr old with heart disease, just to pee in someone.

Strange track this thread has taken

[Marc]

Originally Posted by lostalex

have you ever pee'd inside someone else? i know some women(and men) like to have you pee inside of them, and fill them up. It's a real thing, I'm not making it up.

Holy smokes

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

I can't pee when erect, and how could I get it in unless I'm erect? Am I supposed to thumb it in like some 50 yr old with heart disease, just to pee in someone.

Strange track this thread has taken

Oh God, the visions right now

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

I can't pee when erect, and how could I get it in unless I'm erect? Am I supposed to thumb it in like some 50 yr old with heart disease, just to pee in someone.

Strange track this thread has taken

You could if you really wanted to. You obviously don't have the heart for it though. If you really want something you can make it happen. It's the American spirit!

Seriously though, havn't you ever had to piss first thing in the morning with morning wood? you just have to lean forward change the angle and give it the old college try. It's not impossible.

[Marc]

Them Americans! They're always here for us if we need to be piss into

Originally Posted by lostalex

You could if you really wanted to. You obviously don't have the heart for it though. If you really want something you can make it happen. It's the American spirit!

Seriously though, havn't you ever had to piss first thing in the morning with morning wood? you just have to lean forward change the angle and give it the old college try. It's not impossible.

I can't do it. Probably because mine is so massive and it has further to travel, or something. Either that, or anatomically I'm just not built to pee when erect. I have tried.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

I can't do it. Probably because mine is so massive and it has further to travel, or something. Either that, or anatomically I'm just not built to pee when erect. I have tried.

is it really massive? how massive are we talking?