[Ammi]

Splitting a bill 30 ways, especially after it's been delivered
Most servers are happy to split a bill up; just give them a heads up before you order. Other places don't allow split bills, so have cash on hand. Otherwise, you're forcing a server to do math that would give Archimedes a headache


Linger during a dinner rush There are dozens of people waiting. Maybe you should show your friends pictures of your dog in costumes somewhere else, instead of filling up on water like a camel while starving people drool over your table


Snap, scream, or whistle Unless you're an unfrozen caveman, this is an unacceptable mode of communication


Order off-the-menu items Yes, they have fish. Yes, they have rice. No, the folks at the Italian place aren't gonna make you sushi with risotto. So don't ask


Send a half-eaten dish back
"Oh, this is overcooked," you say, as you slide a half-eaten steak and missing sides over to the server. Was the other half medium-rare?


Blame the server for everything You are aware the server didn't make your food, right? Or set the hours of operation? Or price the menu? Or clean the plate? Or forget to put a gluten-free option on the menu (seriously, enough with the gluten!)? She's also not the complaint box. Direct your rage elsewhere, Dr. Banner


Order while on the phone
These people are also likely to yammer throughout dinner, and can't figure out the correlation between talking to their wife and their burger coming with honey on it




..are you guilty of any of these..?...