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Old 30-01-2014, 09:47 PM #1
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Anybody got any fart related stories? Ever copped the blame for someone else's gaff? Or was it you all along?
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Yes, omg, right, I had really really bad guts a couple of weeks ago, and the worst stomach ache ever, anyway I was at work talking to this woman I work with who was behind the till and as I was walkiing behind her I farted, and it must have been silent cause no one heard anything, then as I was walking away, she started freaking out saying omg what's that smell!? And I said idk have you farted? And she said she'd never make a smell that bad, then I gave her a dirty look and she was like honestly, it wasn't me! So anyway as I walked away she started gagging and nearly threw up in the bin

I kept blaming her even though it was me hehehe
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Yes, omg, right, I had really really bad guts a couple of weeks ago, and the worst stomach ache ever, anyway I was at work talking to this woman I work with who was behind the till and as I was walkiing behind her I farted, and it must have been silent cause no one heard anything, then as I was walking away, she started freaking out saying omg what's that smell!? And I said idk have you farted? And she said she'd never make a smell that bad, then I gave her a dirty look and she was like honestly, it wasn't me! So anyway as I walked away she started gagging and nearly threw up in the bin

I kept blaming her even though it was me hehehe
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We had a lad at school that was forever farting. He was always blowing stuff out his arse. He used to sit at the back and all of a sudden you would hear this giggle followed by people gagging and coughing. Sure enough, just like a cloud it eventually travelled to where i was sat. I'm sure that's the reason I have a hairy chest.
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Uh oh. Sounds Like you opened the hatch and launched an unauthorised torpedo.
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Oh what do they call it when women pass gas out of their coin purse now? There was an episode of South Park about it. Funny as fook.
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