[Smithy]

Yes, omg, right, I had really really bad guts a couple of weeks ago, and the worst stomach ache ever, anyway I was at work talking to this woman I work with who was behind the till and as I was walkiing behind her I farted, and it must have been silent cause no one heard anything, then as I was walking away, she started freaking out saying omg what's that smell!? And I said idk have you farted? And she said she'd never make a smell that bad, then I gave her a dirty look and she was like honestly, it wasn't me! So anyway as I walked away she started gagging and nearly threw up in the bin

I kept blaming her even though it was me hehehe