[Me. I Am Salman]

-Female spots partner getting close with another woman. Confronts partner later on, partner laughs and reveals this was not an affair, woman in question was simply helping him choose a ring. Partner gets down on one leg and proposes. has happened in Hollyoaks this week

-Person is immediately able to leave and start new life in Spain after family incident/committing severe crime

-Person finds out they've been deceived, consoles in someone close to them; finds out they knew all along too. has happened in Hollyoaks this week

-*Person A has notorious secret*
Person B: I know what's wrong
Person A: (absolutely certain the secret is out) you do?
Person B: something completely unrelated
Person A: oh yeah
happened in Hollyoaks last week

anything else?

[InOne]

I've not been watching HO who proposed?

[Me. I Am Salman]

sonny to carmel and Leela helped choose the ring

[Jordan.]

someone dies everyweek - hollyoaks

[Marsh.]

Everyone lives, works, socialises, moves, dates, shags, gives birth within the same street, square, village.

[Firewire]

a gay man having an affair with a woman and then having an affair with a gay man #corrie

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Salman!

sonny to carmel and Leela helped choose the ring

Glad I'm not watching then. Sonny just gets worse and worse.

[InOne]

You can turn up to a square in East London, find some distant family member, walk into a job, strike up a romance and spend your afternoons and evenings in the local boozer without a care in the world.

[Firewire]

no one having a washing machine!!!

[Drew.]

You can sit at work all day and do sweet **** all except eat & talk.

[Josy]

Someone dies every Christmas

Everyone drinks in the pub almost every night.

People solely keep to their own area when having affairs.

[Firewire]

people going to the pub on their lunch break and having an orange juice

[Marsh.]

Someone can have serious money troubles but still eat in the cafe, drink in the pub as normal when they only live next door and can go home for food/drink.

[Gstar]

A mixed race girl and a white man having a baby who is almost as dark as Jason's dad - tyrone and kirsty #corrie

[Scarlett.]

Originally Posted by Germyle

A mixed race girl and a white man having a baby who is almost as dark as Jason's dad - tyrone and kirsty #corrie

To be fair, gene traits do skip generations, lol.

[InOne]

A taxi driver can make most of his fares on one square

[MTVN]

The exact right person will be in the exact right place at the exact right time to overhear the exact right conversation when necessary for the storyling

Like Rob tonight happening to be at the window and overhear Tina and Peter's conversation

[Marsh.]

People who want a private conversation of a big dark secret that no one can ever discover take two steps away from everyone else and speak normally.

No one hears the conversation.

[Marsh.]

Also, having just watching Corrie tonight, it's absolutely hilarious how many times an episode Liz sends Tina home.

Everytime I watch she's either taking her break, given the night off for not doing her job properly or finding someone to cover her shifts. Does the girl ever do her job?

[Samm]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

someone dies everyweek - hollyoaks

.

[Samm]

everybody in the town has had an affair

[Scarlett.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Also, having just watching Corrie tonight, it's absolutely hilarious how many times an episode Liz sends Tina home.

Everytime I watch she's either taking her break, given the night off for not doing her job properly or finding someone to cover her shifts. Does the girl ever do her job?

Not to mention in her time, she's thrown pints over customers and assulted pregnant women, yet she's still "mah best bahmaid"

[MTVN]

Ha yeah Tina is a joke of a barmaid, always someone she flies off the handle with every shift

It's why it was so great when Steve had a massive go at her and had to pretend it was because of what a lazy barmaid she was

[MTVN]

Before Liz you had Stella bringing any upset punter through the back every episode as well even if she barely knew them at all

[armand.kay]

Someones baby dies so they swap it with someone else's - EE