[Jay.]

Alright, so I'm currently on the bus to sixth form listening to arctic monkeys minding my own business. The bus stopped and this woman was waving at me and crying...

She then got on the bus, didn't even get a ticket or anything and shouted at me 'KYLEEEE OH MY GOD' and the whole bus turned around at me, I was sat near the back...

And I'm not even joking, she ran to give me a hug and I was trying to tell her I wasn't Kyle.. Then she just laughed super loud and left and I'm just sat here bright red and embarassed..... I'm so confused and need out now

I have so many questions, who is KYLE???

Stuff like this happens to me a lot :|

[Marsh.]

[Daniel.]

Seems like she did it for the lols and to embarrass you...I doubt there is a Kyle

[King Gizzard]

hi kyle

[Kizzy]

you sound like a kyle...

[Niamh.]

Sorry to inform you like this but you're adopted Kyle, Dezzy and Z are your real parents :')

...goes round and round, round and round, round and round.
This woman on the bus goes round and round. All day long.

[Jay.]

Hahaha guys
I have actually died of embarrassment, my cheeks are burning ahhh

[jackc1806]

Hilarious