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I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Discuss series 20 of ITV's jungle reality show, which starts 15th November 2020.

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View Poll Results: who is bigger ? ant or dec ?
ant 4 66.67%
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4 66.67%
dec 2 33.33%
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2 33.33%
the hog is bigger then both put togther 0 0%
the hog is bigger then both put togther
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Old 24-11-2017, 06:53 AM #1
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big ant and huge dec 24.11.17




my respect won't compromise

it really is overpowering

the village equalled a down size

like dec no longer towering.

its beautiful humour

never a pest or menace

i will drop a malicious rumour

when out i will stir the pot for dennis.

its the key to success

like winning over a lady

stand up and stand tall even if less

dec i spotted you laughing with slim shady.

thank you for the chuckle

with every gag was a clue

been through a intense buckle

don't need dec to do up my shoe.

its great to escape

after last night i woke shiny

clean humour with no barrel scrape

my gratitude is no dec as its not tiny.
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There is no Ant without Dec and vice versa
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Nearly everything they say is scripted, there is no one else doing the the same double act so they dominate tv.
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Nearly everything they say is scripted, there is no one else doing the the same double act so they dominate tv.
telling a joke is reciting a script, there are very few comedians that are adhoc funny.
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telling a joke is reciting a script, there are very few comedians that are adhoc funny.
But they have not wrote the script, good comedians write their own script, ant and Dec are presenters not comedians.
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But they have not wrote the script, good comedians write their own script, ant and Dec are presenters not comedians.
a lot of the "best" comedians don't write their own scripts either, they have teams of script writers behind them
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Who's bigger? Not Dennis Wise because he's a very small man!
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Who's bigger? Not Dennis Wise because he's a very small man!



this joke is said so often its boring now


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Is this a joke? , height wise Dec is a very small man like Dennis . Fame wise they're the same I'd say .
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