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Old 02-08-2018, 07:24 AM #1
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I went to my local GP complaining of hearing problems and the doctor asked me if I could describe the symptoms.

"Yes", I said. "Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair".
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there was also a dutch joke, involving our dutch showbiz icon Henny Huisman, who is known to have horses which are called Paarden in dutch

so the joke goes like ''Hi I'm Henny Huisman i fok horses, Pardon that man said, Henny said yes Paarden''

it's because you pronounce Paarden & Pardon almost the same way


and fok is breed in dutch, but you pronounce fok the same as ****


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Good one...
aw i know, it has been a classic joke here for many years now
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...(in the) garden, you fought a cat...did you say, Parmy..?...
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...(in the) garden, you fought a cat...did you say, Parmy..?...
How do you know i donned a hat with a hard on???
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......ok enough...that’s not a thought I want to have today...
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Sorry i was making lard ons with a hat on.
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Sorry i was making lard ons with a hat on.
you do have a good sense of humour
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