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Old 04-04-2020, 06:16 PM #1
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Microwave stopped working half way through cooking a baked tater for my daughter. I assumed a fuse had blown so I went to change it, but it spontaneously started working again for a minute then stopped again...

When I touched the top of it it was BURNING hot so now I've been microwaved and I'm going to get some sort of hand tumor.
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Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you totally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !
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Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you toatally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !
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Microwaves were discovered when a guy walked past a machine and chocolate melted in his pocket or something, before that people were being microwaved all the time
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Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you totally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !
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Just to reassure anyone who might be worrying about my ability to reheat leftovers; Tesco DID allow me to buy a new microwave today. I was worried it would be classed as non-essential but of course they understood that I didn't want to make my porridge in a pan on the cooker like some sort of pauper.
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You touched a microwave with your hands..

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