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Ok so it's a bit late in the day to start with but I've only just thought of the idea!
Starting today, you should post each of the following things on the correct day. Update your post each day to include that days item. So when it finishes on 6th December you'll have a list of 6 things. Got it? 1st December : Post a Christmas Carol 2nd December : Post an 80s Christmas Song 3rd December : Post a Christmas poem 4th December : Post a 90s Christmas song 5th December : Post a Christmas advert 6th December : Post a Noughties Christmas Song
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IntoxiKated
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1st December
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Like a fine whiskey
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We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He's seen the love inside of you `Cause he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmmmhmmm!) But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve He might come to your town! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you! I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft) Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass And wont fall in the toilet 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo When Christmas leaves he must leave too. Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and his spirit linger on. Howdy Ho!
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That's not a Carol Benjammin
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Like a fine whiskey
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It’s a modern day carol. Don’t be so unfestive.
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Last edited by Strictly Jake; 01-12-2024 at 05:29 PM. |
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All hail the Moyesiah
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All hail the Moyesiah
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Last edited by MTVN; 01-12-2024 at 06:18 PM. |
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This Witch doesn't burn
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Like a fine whiskey
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Like a fine whiskey
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Christmas is cancelled.
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Any members with names beginning with Z will be frogmarched to TiBB Towers
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Like a fine whiskey
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Poor Zambezi-Riverdance
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Like a fine whiskey
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Day 3 - Xmas Poem
We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He's seen the love inside of you `Cause he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmmmhmmm!) But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve He might come to your town! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you! I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft) Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass And wont fall in the toilet 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo When Christmas leaves he must leave too. Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and his spirit linger on. Howdy Ho!
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