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Old 31-03-2025, 12:10 PM #1
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Default 2 rough looking jump-leads walk into a bar

The barman says "look lads I will serve you BUT"

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"just don't start anything"
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My Mother once told me "Never do something today that you may regret later in life"

I thought it was such good advice that I got it tattooed on my forehead

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I had a funny bone operation yesterday

The surgeon said I will be in stitches for about 2 weeks
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I have had to quit my job at a local Shoe Recycling Centre


I just found it sole destroying
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Just been around to my local paper shop to see if they had any helicopter flavored crisps

The lady said "sorry pal we only have plane"
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