[cujo-man]

Thread for witty insults. Heres mine for today:

You're so poor that when the burgalar came to rob your house he left money!

[KKBL]

your mamas soo fat she falls of both sides of the bed

[cujo-man]

Your mum is so fat, that when she wears a red coat people think shes a planet!

[cujo-man]

Originally posted by *Cathal*
your mamas soo fat she falls of both sides of the bed

Wahey!

Nice one!

[Xander]

I think this thread is too insulting and could offend people (e.g me)

[Spike]

Good idea for a thread

[cujo-man]

Originally posted by Xander
I think this thread is too insulting and could offend people (e.g me)

Ehhhh . . .

[cujo-man]

Your mum is ugly


















































































Very ugly.

[Callum]

CUJO-MAN THINK BEFORE YOU POST THREADS!!

[Stu]

Come get me...

[Stu]

Originally posted by Callum
CUJO-MAN THINK BEFORE YOU POST THREADS!!

Why? Whats wrong with it? Its certainly more interesting than all the silly little games being posted here.

A free dumping ground where we can vent our anger at one another and keep it to one thread.

[Magic]

I love this! They are so un insulting, they are insulting.

I'll think of some later!

Edit -

I saw you kicking a can down a street, and said what you doing, you said, moving house.

I went to your house, stupped out a cigarette but, and your mum said, who turned off the heating!

*Bu-Dum-Dum-Chh* I'm here all week!

[Stu]

These are not burns! They are silly phrases found all over the internet! Plant a brain and grow some ****ing wit!

[Hey I like that one!]

[Magic]

Originally posted by Morpheus
These are not burns! They are silly phrases found all over the internet! Plant a brain and grow some ****ing wit!

[Hey I like that one!]

Rip me apart!
I'll try and think of some real ones.

[MarkWaldorf]

These may be pretty offensive to some people.

[Magic]

Originally posted by MarkChap©
These may be pretty offensive to some people.

I dunno, I dont take any of them seriously. Who would to be honest?

[MarkWaldorf]

Well one person in this thread has stated it could offend him.

[Magic]

Originally posted by MarkChap©
Well one person in this thread has stated it could offend him.

But if you were arguing, who would use these as a insult?
lol

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Magic

But if you were arguing, who would use these as a insult?
lol

I learnt many things in this thread, I may use it if someone annoys me in English.

We learn so many things on TIBB it's i.n.c.r.e.d.i.b.l.e.

[Stu]

Originally posted by MarkChap©
Well one person in this thread has stated it could offend him.

Then that one person could stay off the thread. Simple solution to a simple problem. Leave the rest of us have our fun little game of insults.

[*mazedsalv**]

Your mums so thick that she got hit by a parked car!

Your mums so fat that when she jumped in the sea, the fishes all sang "We are family!"

[Stu]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Your mums so thick that she got hit by a parked car!

Your mums so fat that when she jumped in the sea, the fishes all sang "We are family!"

Your mums so ****ing stupid she hooked up with your dad and spawned you and your silly little posts.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Morpheus

Your mums so ****ing stupid she hooked up with your dad and spawned you and your silly little posts.

Why are you so up yourself?
Need a cigarette? Well get off here and get your head our your ass.

I'm off. I'll respond tommorow.

Jokes

[Stu]

Originally posted by Magic

Why are you so up yourself?
Need a cigarette? Well get off here and get your head our your ass.

I'm off. I'll respond tommorow.

Jokes

Its an insult thread. What the **** do you expect? Arent you getting enough attention? Run along and play. In front of traffic.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Morpheus

Its an insult thread. What the **** do you expect? Arent you getting enough attention? Run along and play. In front of traffic.

Was that a serious insult?