[jimmytubbs]

We spend a lot of time moaning about the whole proccess about Big Brother and how the past 2 series' were the desaster of Television history and how Endemol UK and Channel4/4ventures can get thier act togeather and start thinking of decent things to do with there time than making paper planes and seeing how far each member of the production team can get thiers the furthest. I will put my hands up to that i do amit complaining/moaning about Channel 4/4 ventures/Endemol being the antithesis of pencil pushers.

However, i want to think of the brighter side of this encoutering problem. Lets think of how possibly Channel 4/ 4 Ventures/ Endemol UK can manage on there own to create the 10th anaversary series of a lifetime ( as if , well they will try there "best").

We've had Applause Store leak the eye 24 hours before Channel 4 could have a say in the situation, it isn't looking good at the moment however in a rush they managed to wake some webdeveloper sitting around the office since 18th April 2006 to come up with a easy basic designed holding page which realy shows that at this point they can go as low as me saying the words Big Brother 9's holding page was better and more timed.
At this point Channel 4 etc... are doing 6/10

Then it was the tabloids turn to sturr things up as the usual culprets do. We've had from the Daily Star that Big Brother bosses are worring about Swine Flu and that housemates are going to have to wear facemasks (which i may point out has all ready been provent to be non affective * i dont do science *). Also Star magazine showing us the first arial pictures of the house they said:

“This is a big anniversary year for the show, so expect things to be explosive from the start. Bosses are determined to make this series unmissable and recapture some of the old Big Brother magic. There will be plenty of interesting characters in there.” Source IBB

which i believe lightened the mood of the down turn of news since then.

Then we've had the Davina vs The Sun. Where Davina was "misquoted," like every year where all the tabloids try to attack the show by slagging of Davina and trying to slurr her words into a unbalivable 7 page piece in thier news paper so that they can forget about real news they should of printed that day however they pressed Alt + F4 by axadent. Also like usuall Davina reports by telling there rivial paper that they"misquoted," her and Big Brother isn't going to be axed and she wont be either and the house isn't going to blow up and the pool will be made out of jelly and so on and so on....

This point Channel 4 etc.. are hitting a rock bottom (ish) of 4/10

The points now gain as its reported that there will be 3 Pre-BB shows, which i think is good becasue it gets all of us in a good bb mood; despite one of them being about Jade Goode (R.I.P) .

This point Channel 4 etc..are hitting back to 6/10

Then as we thought it would be the quiet before the storm. A storm of excited Big Brother fans came crashin down on the world once again as the Eye flashes began.

Youtube video

Source Total BB who got it from IBB & BBSPY * long story*

This has now realy boosted Channel4 etc's points as every one from the poeple who are vagly interested and the lovers adores the excitment of the eye flashed because it means Big brother's on its way. This year's is good as it leaves you hanging wandering what it is then making the audience want to lookout for it again and so on...

Then here comes the real Biggie for Big Brother lovers the secound arial pictures arised from the Daily Star the newspaper everyone loves to hate.
This has now rocketed the points for Channel4 etc as many enlighting information has arising from its hiding so i guess 8/10 :/ .

All I can say is Big Brother will be surprising. It’s not what you expect it to be,” Phil Edgar-Jones said of the series, wit an ‘insider’ adding: “Housemates must not take everything and everyone on face value. What appears to be one thing could be another. Just because they don’t see a pool, it doesn’t mean there isn’t one lurking somewhere to be unveiled later down the line.

“There is also a rumour that one housemate will be hiding their true identity.” Source IBB

This has truly sent some imagenation's wild with wanders of what the house is realy going to be like....

Update: Today the Uk's "favorite" magazine Heat have the 3rd Arial picture's but because heat think all Big Brother fans are blind they zoomed in the camera and took 200 pictures of a skip then realised what they were suposed to do then took 1 picture of the house. Fans we're staggered to find a "Bus Stop" in the garden. Yes Endemol will realy allow a London Bus sppeding at 120 MPH crashing into the house just to pic-up some crazed smoker's who can't stop talking about each other and how the sky is blue while there on national television.

Finaly Channel 4 have made some sence and dictched Dreams the "bed specilists who deliver a bed 3 months late to find it was the wrong one, so callled next day delivery" to give Lucozade a chance at the helm of good shitp Big Brother advertising. Lucozade is the first company to advertise which has a product that is food related. I wander if thats what the housemates will drink all the time, God that would be like giving a kid 20 5kg bags of sugar with ADHD.
This now gives Channel 4 etc. 8.5/10 and 10/10 for giving hilarious ideas to a number of fans

So in conclusion, Channel 4 did start like they have for the past two years rock bottom low however turned themselves rounds as a whole team picted up thier pencils/pens and there clipboars with a piece of paper entitled "Big Brother Ideas" and started scribbling. Well it could be a load of cr*p or it could be the ideas which save Big Brother from exstinction after BB11. Lets wait and see....

P.S i could go on but i dont't want to miss Ashes to Ashes