| FAQ |
| Members List |
| Calendar |
| Search |
| Today's Posts |
03-06-2009, 08:44 PM
|
#1 | ||
|
|||
|
Senior Member
|
All credit goes to Zimmy over at DS.
---- To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Where is the live feed? Why won’t they let us see? Housemates in action Poor excuse for reality! Sod the highlights Producers are shite you see? We’re just the viewers, we get no sympathy Because they’re crooked gits, before we know They’ll have fixed the bloody show Any decent housemate, will be going home, in the first week First week Denis, hacked up some phlegm Then the mincing scots nutcase Spat it straight into Mo’s face Live feed, had it been switched off Then Denis would have got away scot free Denis, boo-hoo Many thought you were so sly Without the live feed you’d have been left alone To Carry on, carry on, as if nothing much had happened Fight night, Big Brother Five The bedsit two were freed Saw it all on the Live feed Goodbye dopey Emma, you had to go And tell the Jungle Pussies that you knew the truth Victor, boo-hoo (he has got the sniffles) I don’t want to lie, The live feed showed that you should’ve gone and all I heard the screeching of a lady-man, Nadia, Nadia, she’s a dude with a fandango Security was tightened, tension it was heightened, see Marco Sabba, Jason’s got him Marco Sabba, Jason’s got him Marco Sabba, Jason’s got him by the throat Just then the live feed cut to the garden Cut to the garden, sent in security Switch off the feed so no bloodbath we’ll see If Ofcom get to know, they’ll take off the show Endemol! No-, we will not lose the show Endemol! No-, we will not lose the show Endemol! No-, we will not lose the show We must fix the show We must fix the show No,no,no,no,no,no,no- Tell Davina, tell Davina, tell Davina fix the show The twins will win, put a tenner on Brian for me, and me, and me! So you think you can con me and feed me your lies While you pick your own winner away from our eyes Stop voting, for this **** they’re promoting ‘Til they give back, give back the live feed Not one vote will matter Anyone can see, They’ve already chosen, chosen the winner of this year’s BB. Vic’s still got the sniffles.... © Zimmy Productions. 
|
||
|
 Reply With Quote
|
|
04-06-2009, 06:37 AM
|
#2 | |||
|
||||
|
Senior Member
|
Love it
|
|||
|
|
Reply With Quote
|
|
04-06-2009, 06:39 AM
|
#3 | |||
|
||||
|
Senior Member
|
Don't love it.
|
|||
|
|
Reply With Quote
|
|
04-06-2009, 07:40 AM
|
#4 | |||
|
||||
|
Altar Ego
|
So this is what people with no lives to lead do when they cant watch other lead theirs on TV. I always wanted to know.
|
|||
|
|
Reply With Quote
|
|
04-06-2009, 07:46 AM
|
#5 | ||
|
|||
|
Senior Member
|
Like it. How long did it take you to do write?
|
||
|
|
Reply With Quote
|
| Reply |
|
|
Big Brother Rhapsody *Where\'s the LF?*
Linear Mode
