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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 186
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 186
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This would be the BEST BB Advertising Campaign EVER!
**Slowly fade in on BB Music.... Queue Marcus Bentley's voiceover**
MB: "This year Big Brother is going BACK - TO - BASICS!"
**Shot of the BB-Eye gradually getting wider and wider (the shot not the eye)**
MB: "Not only will the Housemates have to vie for control of furniture, clothing and other amenities... But Big Brother is REALLY going BACK - TO - BASICS!"
**More BB Music with nauseating, epiliepsy causing strobe effect on the eye**
MB: "There will be no Internet feed... There will be no Red button before Midnight and after six Aye-Em... There will be no BB on Freeview or FreeSat what-so-ever... BIG BROTHER TEN! REALLY, REALLY TAKING YOU - BACK - TO - BASICS!"
**Blackout on screen, fading in on a Meerkat advertising cheap car insurance**
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02-06-2009, 11:52 PM
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