[Markusx]

you may think this is strange but it is 1,000,000,000,000% true! remember a few days ago when i was in the pool, well i stayed in the water so long because i was turning the water into a wireless signal that would allow me to post here to save my future self from being eviced .....

i dont have much time because that god awfull woman is nagging me by the pool and disrupting the signal my powerfull brain is sending to the future from the bb pool water......

what i want you to do, and you better do it or youll get the eyebrow! what i want you to do is vote her out.. by doing this for me my future self will win bb and thus with the fame and fortune i will single handedly cure cancer and at the same time give birth to myself so i can place myself back in time so that the cycle of life on earth may continue!

so if you want to live keep me in! beacuse the only other option is death




ADDITIONAL:

i know my name is spelled wrong but i was spelling it at the same time as she who must not be named was gabbing in my ear at the pool.... So the signal distorted from her shebeast screechings ....

keep a look out for me in the pool because i will try to communicate to you again......


creator of men

Marcus