[oddballmisfitsFTW]

BB should make this announcement to the house

"Housemates, as you are aware Keeley sustained an injury in yesterday's S&R task, she is now in hospital and set to undergo an operation.
As a result she will be unable to return to the house. (pause for effect)
In the past 24 hours Keeley has spoken to her lawyer and made a claim for compensation. Big Brother did not want to pursue this matter through the courts and so offered a settlement of £100,000. (small teaser pause)
After a few hours deliberation, Keeley accepted this settlement.
As a result of this compensation being paid to Keeley, Big Brother no longer has enough money in its budget to award a winner's prize. (pause for effect)
Big Brother apologises to all HMs for this unfortunate turn of events and hopes all HMs continue to enjoy their BB expeience.
Big Brother."

imagine the reactions of them all

JJ would probably go mental