[prkp12]

Ok im 16 and a guy and straight but I dont care, a massive spider just crawled along the floor, im not exaggerating! I feel like there is things crawling all over me. I've never shook so much before. I just cant stand them, had a terrible dream once I was sleeping and they were crawling all ove rme and in my mouth, been scared ever since. Im now in my mums bed, wont sleep atall.

Whats your biggest fear?

[rick-roll]

Did you know that the average person, in their lifetime, eats up to 8 spiders during their sleep.

my biggest fear is my girlfriend when she's on her period.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by rick-roll

Did you know that the average person, in their lifetime, eats up to 8 spiders during their sleep.

Yeah I heard it was like 7 a night or something?

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Yeah I heard it was like 7 a night or something?

LMFAO

dont be silly..7 a night!

not even in the effing jungle, luv!

[Patrick]

I know how you feel, I was taking a piss the other day and a massive, MASSIVE spider (Probably the same size as yours) was right beside my head just chilling on the wall.

I was like '******!' and tried to hit it with sh*t to squash it but it was too big and kept running.

Then my mum came up and ******ing locked me in the bathroom with the spider incase it got out, The bitch.

In the end I ended up killing it with a Rubber Duck that said 'Happy Holidays 2006' so it was all good.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I know how you feel, I was taking a piss the other day and a massive, MASSIVE spider (Probably the same size as yours) was right beside my head just chilling on the wall.

I was like '******!' and tried to hit it with sh*t to squash it but it was too big and kept running.

Then my mum came up and ******ing locked me in the bathroom with the spider incase it got out, The bitch.

In the end I ended up killing it with a Rubber Duck that said 'Happy Holidays 2006' so it was all good.

Lol, very good. You know that they can't do you the slightest bit of harm, right?

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by setanta

Lol, very good. You know that they can't do you the slightest bit of harm, right?

Yeah, I always feel guilty after killing it though lol

It's just you panic and don't want to touch them or step on them accidentaly which I've came close to doing alot of times lol

[seanraff07]

I get that feeling when it's like things are crawling all over you when i'm watching I'm A Celeb and they are doing a task when all the insects etc. are poured over them.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Yeah, I always feel guilty after killing it though lol

It's just you panic and don't want to touch them or step on them accidentaly which I've came close to doing alot of times lol

But they're about a million times more scared than you are Patrick.

And you shouldn't kill them... don't forget they rid your house of those flies, which are far worse than a few spiders. And far more unhealthy for humans.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jords

I got a google image...

Spoiler:

Pfft, I saw Sam Fox and Gina De'Campio do that so it's all good.

Originally Posted by Jords

I certainly do not eat spiders!

And I absolutely hate them too, I cant even squash them because Im worried it'll jump on my face when I go near it

I hope you wake up and just see a spider like chilling on your chin PMSL

Nah I don't hope that happens actually, that's cruel.

Originally Posted by setanta

But they're about a million times more scared than you are Patrick.

And you shouldn't kill them... don't forget they rid your house of those flies, which are far worse than a few spiders. And far more unhealthy for humans.

I'll have to remember that for next time actually lol

[King Gizzard]

We would all be 1/2 Arachnid if that was the case Patrick, rofl.

[Vicky.]

i think its 7 a year...not a night

[Vicky.]

Oh, 8 in a life., Nevermind

[Jordan.]

LOL i know how you feel.

There was a huge one on my wall a months ago now and i went to hit it and missed and it ran off somewhere. It ended up above me on the ceiling and dropped off onto my bed :L

I killed it in the end

[red]

my sister is like that, shes terrified of spiders and she's 23!

[prkp12]

The stories have been funny thanks but im still camping out in my mother rooms, think i'll wait till she comes from work at 7am:P

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by prkp12

The stories have been funny thanks but im still camping out in my mother rooms, think i'll wait till she comes from work at 7am:P

Its going to be worse in morning when you have to go back to your room because you wont know where it went

[prkp12]

Originally Posted by Jordannn!

Its going to be worse in morning when you have to go back to your room because you wont know where it went

I cleared out my entire room the toher day so the floors are bare, theres like 2 things under my bed and thats where it went, my dad will kill it when he comes in tomorrow morning!

[Callum]

If we eat spiders in our lifetime, how do we not feel them crawling into our mouth?

[prkp12]

Originally Posted by Callum

If we eat spiders in our lifetime, how do we not feel them crawling into our mouth?

Just got a terrible image,

[Jords]

Originally Posted by prkp12

Just got a terrible image,

I got a google image...

Spoiler:

[prkp12]

Originally Posted by Jords

I got a google image...

Spoiler:

:bawl ing:

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Callum

If we eat spiders in our lifetime, how do we not feel them crawling into our mouth?

Sleeping.

They're small though.

[Jords]

I certainly do not eat spiders!

And I absolutely hate them too, I cant even squash them because Im worried it'll jump on my face when I go near it

[Shasown]

Most UK spiders species are harmless, their fangs wont penetrate human skin. 80% of accidrntal spider bites dont have venom injected anyway. Spider bites are no more painful than bee stings to most people, they sting and then itch over a couple of days.

While its true some more dangerous spiders do come in from overseas with shipments of bananas etc, these cases are very rare. Scorpions also find their way to the uk via this same route, rule of thumb with scorpions is the smaller the pincers the more dangerous the sting.

Use a glass to capture your spider and a piece of paper or card to slide under the glass to move the spider out of the house if you want to. Fly spray will kill them in the same way it does with flies.