[Kyle]

...When a dwarf walks in through the door and without looking he walks into this huge steaming pile of sh*t, slides across the room and lands flat on his face. Anyway the dwarf got up, dusted himself off and sat down at the bar with a bottle of Magners. Well five minutes later this big 7 foot giant of a man comes waltzing in front of the door and without looking steps in the sh*t and slides right across the floor landing straight on his big hairy arse.

The dwarf gets up, points at the sh*t and shouts "hey, I just did that!" And the giant killed him