[coffee]

I'm sitting hunched at my computer desk proper munchin on a giant TV bag of bbq rib doritos typing this out with my arms stretching so far away from me 'cause I cba sitting up straight.

Next fat slob moment you have you can come here and share it, we are family now.

[Niamh.]

[Anaesthesia]

Cig in one hand, booze in the other, tough day at the office, got Corrie catch up on, posting here, and playing WOW. I can multitask in the slobbiest way possible

[Benjamin]

I just took my stairlift up one flight of stairs because my fat thighs rub too much and make sore rashes when I walk up them..

[coffee]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

I just took my stairlift up one flight of stairs because my fat thighs rub too much and make sore rashes when I walk up them..

I hope you're not lying HAHAHAHAH

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

I just took my stairlift up one flight of stairs because my fat thighs rub too much and make sore rashes when I walk up them..

[Benjamin]

Laughing at my obesity

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Laughing at my obesity

clocked

[Bluerang1]

I eat a lot and never gain weight

[Anaesthesia]

Originally Posted by Bluerang1

I eat a lot and never gain weight

Admirable...but will you compete in the arena of fat slobbiness?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Bluerang1

I eat a lot and never gain weight

But I bet you're diabetic.

[coffee]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

But I bet you're diabetic.

Oh yeah, that's cheating!