[Niamh.]

Churchgoer Insists This ‘Lizard Man’ Is Real After He Ran Past Her



This is the actual, genuine photo that a woman took of an apparent “lizard man” when it emerged from a South Carolina swamp and ran past her.

Now, to most people, it looks like a bloke dressed up in a cheap costume as part of a low budget Sci-Fi movie but that’s where you’re clearly wrong, as this churchgoer is utterly convinced that it’s completely legit.

‘Sarah’ contacted news stations herself after she made the incredible discovery of the existence of a fast-moving human/lizard hybrid.

Speaking to ABC News 4, she said:

My hand to God, I am not making this up. So excited!

And this isn’t the only sighting of the creature. More indisputable proof was taken earlier this year when a man filmed the lizard man walking on two legs in the distance.

He said:

Though my wife believes me that it’s real, she said she would be embarrassed that everyone would think I was a loon so I kept it a secret. If you’re wondering – I absolutely believe it’s real. When it noticed me I high tailed it out!

Youtube video

[smudgie]

I would tell a small child that everything they want to be real can be..in the land of make believe.
I am all for stretching those little imaginations and making childhood magical.

Now, about this lizard man...is he missing something in the nether reasons?

[arista]

No its a used in Films

[Josy]

Looks legit

[waterhog]

maybe just for fun when they are little - whats the harm of a little white lie?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Josy

Looks legit

That's what I thought too

[Crimson Dynamo]

any churchgoer say yeah

[T*]

da fuq is wrong with u kid

[karezza]

The Archons have hijacked the Moon and are using it to control humanity.

[Kizzy]

Dave out for his nightly stroll... our PM likes to stay healthy.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

ARGH!



Whew...

[empire]

some scientists have said that we humans, did not evolve from apes, but from some type of reptilian race, it seems to have a connection to the anunnaki,

[Kizzy]

Oh Empire... you just went right on in there and opened that can of worms didn't you?....

[Shaun]

I'd kick it in the shin and tell it to piss off

[lostalex]

The same thing i'd say to a small child that asked me if God is real...."NO, but some people need to believe in crazy things because they can't deal with reality".

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I'd kick it in the shin and tell it to piss off

[Denver]

Id say yes and it lives under your bed

[Ammi]

..I'd say yes/of course, this is life in the gecko now baby.....


..and I do believe that Nathan is the Magic Lizard...

[lostalex]

daddy? is the lizard man real?

no baby, this is just the government making up ridiculous stories to distract us from the truth about 9/11, the illuminati, and bigfoot.

[jennyjuniper]

I would tell them that I don't know. I've never seen one, but that doesn't make it not so.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I'd kick it in the shin and tell it to piss off

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Oh Empire... you just went right on in there and opened that can of worms didn't you?....

[GypsyGoth]

I would explain how they're not real however something like that could evolve one day, so to be ever vigilant.

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

I would explain how they're not real however something like that could evolve one day, so to be ever vigilant.

omfg

:loveL

[lostalex]

this is our house, this our rules. we can't stop and we won't stop.

we run things, we don't take nothing from nobody.

that's what any responsible parent would say.