[reecejackox]

while they were sleeping

my school supply teacher fell asleep once in class and said good dog

[LaLaLand]

My mate once said "muscly armed paper boy" after a night out like the Perv does in Family Guy

[Marsh.]

"If you have to do that just try not to blurt it up my back, alright?"

[Glenn.]

‘What do they want?’

Followed by

‘For **** sake the cars gone’

Followed by

‘The dog had the keys’

[JerseyWins]

It doesn't make sense but that's what's funny about it to me:

One of my friends just loudly started saying "AHHBAHBAHBAHBAH" and then "Are you lost?" in his sleep.

Me & my other friend that were awake in the room turned to him silently and then when he was finished we just looked at each other and started laughing our asses off.

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by Glenn.

‘What do they want?’

Followed by

‘For **** sake the cars gone’

Followed by

‘The dog had the keys’

This sounds hilarious

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jonnii

My mate once said "muscly armed paper boy" after a night out like the Perv does in Family Guy

The weirdest one that I've heard is one of my friends falling asleep on one of the Sofas and saying “Capri Sun rules my life.”

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

This sounds hilarious

It wasn’t at 4am it was terrifying