[Marzy]

Monday evenings can often be quite quiet in the Big brother House everyone usually feels quite burnt out after the trauma of nominating. But this week, the House was turned upside down with the revelation that every housemate except Lisa and Rodrigo will face the chop this week.

It was no surprise that Bea, Kenneth, Tom, David and Hira were up for eviction after they failed their secret mission to influence the voting against Noirin and Halfwit.

As it turned out, Charlie and Lisa received the most nominations, but because the new housemates failed their secret mission and the remainder of the housemates apart from Lisa and Rodrigo all 'blatantly broke the rules regarding discussion of nominations', then Big Brother imposed a most severe punishment.

Phew, are you managing to follow this?

Inevitably there was fallout. First of all David fell out with Tom because he felt that Tom had made zero effort in the Task. Then David fell out with Bea over her part in the Task.

The original housemates weren't fazed by the evening's events at all especially Marcus and Siavash who celebrated by spraying hair removal cream on their bums.

Well, it sure beats plucking

And if you're still feeling a bit confused about who nominated who, catch BBLB at 6pm on E4 for the full story and details of how to vote