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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
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Old 28-07-2009, 09:16 PM #1
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Default I am Markkus from the house
you may think this is strange but it is 1,000,000,000,000% true! remember a few days ago when i was in the pool, well i stayed in the water so long because i was turning the water into a wireless signal that would allow me to post here to save my future self from being eviced .....

i dont have much time because that god awfull woman is nagging me by the pool and disrupting the signal my powerfull brain is sending to the future from the bb pool water......

what i want you to do, and you better do it or youll get the eyebrow! what i want you to do is vote her out.. by doing this for me my future self will win bb and thus with the fame and fortune i will single handedly cure cancer and at the same time give birth to myself so i can place myself back in time so that the cycle of life on earth may continue!

so if you want to live keep me in! beacuse the only other option is death




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i know my name is spelled wrong but i was spelling it at the same time as she who must not be named was gabbing in my ear at the pool.... So the signal distorted from her shebeast screechings ....

keep a look out for me in the pool because i will try to communicate to you again......


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This is the strangest thing I've ever seen
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Okay marcus!

you have my word i will vote her out!
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It's hilarious how he can't spell his name right.
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This is the ****ing funniest thing I've read all day, ROFLMFAO.

Whoever you are you need an award, bloody brilliant, hilarious.

+Karma Marcus.
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this is hilarious shame there aren't more genuinely funny posts on here.
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marcus your an awful human bein i think your a little creep
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It's hilarious how he can't spell his name right.
Haha i thought that.

The real marcus isnt worried, he knows his mullet has staying power.
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Lol.

Thats what i was laughing at, THE GREAT MARCUS.
Cannot spell his own name..
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LOL if you say so 'Markkus'
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EXACTLY!
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ADDITIONAL:

i know my name is spelled wrong but i was spelling it at the same time as she who must not be named was gabbing in my ear at the pool.... So the signal distorted from her shebeast screechings ....

keep a look out for me in the pool because i will try to communicate to you again......


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I have carried out your mission sir marcus
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How imagnitive!

Angel is on here too "Marcus"
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There there MARKKUS.
Try and get some sleep, you will need all your energy for Friday when Davina interviews you.
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