[bigmalky]

1. George Lamb tried pulling a truck with his bellend but the rope kept slipping off cos it's too small.

2. He tried killing someone with his eyebrow, but his moronic mono-facial expression doesnt allow much maneuverability.

3. He tried the kick of death but he forgot to roll his trouser legs back down and they gave him friction burns.

4. He tried to repress a dark horse but it kicked him in the face and called his mum a ******.

5. Marcus apparently sold his soul to the devil for his mutton chop sideburns and his ability to lay the smack down.... However after the deal was done Marcus faked the devil out with his eye brows before giving him the kick off death and reclaiming his soul.

Looking back the devil realised that he should of seen it coming and before Marcus entered the big brother house they played poker every Tuesday - sg160187

6. Marcus told George what the public thought of him and called George a **** on Live TV! - Pmccaff2009

7. Marcus has a personality and George is still trying to find one. - Colbert-Bump

8. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Marcus, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. - sg160187

9. Marcus once built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Marcus met all three bullets with his mutton chops, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. - sg160187

10. Marcus does not sleep. He waits for daylight. -Bigbrotherowl

11. He can also Kick ass while both feet are firmly on the ground. - Bigbrotherowl

12. When Marcus enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. - Bigbrotherowl

13. Marcus won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, and a green #4 card from the game Uno. - eggdavid