[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my parents have gone away until sunday so im home alone

i know im 19 but my house is like haunted so thats why i iz scared

i just cooked onion bajis or however you spell them and pizza all by myself im so mature and shiz

[Niall]

Aww poor Simon. Lemme give ya a hug

[MTVN]

Onion bhajis and pizza dont go together

[Ninastar]

freakiest thing ever happened at my friends house yesterday, we both heard the same thing and froze pmsl. looking back its quite funny but its still not been explained. Someone's died in her house and everything

[Smithy]

What type of Pizza?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it was pepperoni

now im making a cup of tea i dont like tea but theres some biscuits in the cupboard so im gonna dunk em

[Niall]

I had some choc chip shortbread yesterday, but when I got home, some bitch had ate them. Was not impressed

[Beastie]

Do you have any brother's or sister's or are you an only child?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have 3 sisters they dont live here though thank god

[Stacey.]

You should go and live with InOne for this weekened, I'm sure he'd be happy to take you in.

[arista]

"house is like haunted "


No I've checked it
it is fine.



Have a Sex Party.

[Zippy]

Now you can bring lots of strange men home.

[Captain.Remy]

I remember when my parents were on business trip at the same time in two different countries and they left us, my sister and I, home alone for about 2 weeks. I was 16 and my sister 14.

It was such a mess. I was supposed to take care of her but all she did was sleeping away at her boyfriend's and I was constantly inviting friends home and my girlfriend at that time slept every night home.

That was amazing. My parents still leave for business trips but it's not the same thing. I'm 20, my sister is 18 so we grew up and got more mature. We don't do crazy things in the house anymore.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wont be bringing strange men home im sort of like celibate now i havent had sex for like 3 months

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I remember the time when we had this nanny. She was a right bitch. I wanted to throttle the cow.

My mum and dad had to go Jersey for a court case because a couple of years back from that time they witnessed a man lose his eye in a fight and my parents were witnesses.

It really wasn't great. She was so old fashioned and she'd give me like 6 chicken nuggets for dinner and expect me to have nothing else.

She'd drive at 30MPH at all times. It really did my head in.

I didn't want to go school one day and whenever I didn't want to go school I'd just get my chalks out and draw some redness on my cheeks to make it look like I've got a temperature, or using the white chalk to make me look sick/pale.

I'd had enough one day so went into the bathroom and rang my mum who was in Jersey. I must have been in the bathroom for about 10 minutes bitching about her. I think she heard me bitching about her too.

She might have been old fashioned, but times have changed and she really pissed me off and upset me.

I will never forgive that bitch.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bullet points please thomas

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by simonsays

bullet points please thomas

The computer says no.

0121 Do one!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

k

[Novo]

You two are going to be entered into a 12 round TIBB boxing match

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i had a row with my dad before he went coz he took my lynx shower gel he said you dont need it you never go anywhere so i was like oooooh so because i dont have a social life i shouldnt smell nice you horrible bastard

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i had a row with my dad before he went coz he took my lynx shower gel he said you dont need it you never go anywhere so i was like oooooh so because i dont have a social life i shouldnt smell nice you horrible bastard

awww

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well the jokes on him coz i still have some bottles left from last christmas in my wardrobe

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i had a row with my dad before he went coz he took my lynx shower gel he said you dont need it you never go anywhere so i was like oooooh so because i dont have a social life i shouldnt smell nice you horrible bastard

If you paid for it and it's yours then why would he do that?

And that isn't a very nice way to speak to your dad. Poor daddy!

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by simonsays

well the jokes on him coz i still have some bottles left from last christmas in my wardrobe

I can see you often use it then

[Stacey.]

Thomas that picture is an insult to Jedward.