[Patrick]

Right, My mum just came in there now and was like saying night and that and I was like:


'Did you record EastEnders?'
She goes, 'Yeah love'
I was like, 'In HD?'
She said, 'No on BBC3 Why?'
I'm so pissed off, I'm like 'FOR GOD SAKE!'

We had a very quick row about the difference HD makes to a TV Show before she went to walk out the door.

And I go,

'Oh mum by the way, tomorrow can you pick my up some of that Incest for my room'

She just looked at me and walked out.

I'm actually so embarrassed, I went to google this Goth shop in town that burns this awesome stuff that smells brilliant, right?
And I found out that I had pronounced the word wrong!

It's meant to be incense.

I basically asked her to pick me up some illegal family porn for my room, without knowing it.

Jesus Christ.

[Vicky.]

LOL

[Stu]

I have lost count of the amount of times that has happened to me, man .

Incense smells gorgeous. And it's bloody handy for covering up ... other ... smells.

['Conor]

BAHAHAHAHA.

its just like the time i said "orgasms" instead of "organisms" in Science

[Princess]

Originally Posted by 'Conor

BAHAHAHAHA.

its just like the time i said "orgasms" instead of "organisms" in Science

Whenever that happened in our Biology class,our 60ish old teacher told us off for laughing and then proceeded to explain what an orgasm was(like we were clueless or something),oh god it was horrific.

['Conor]

Originally Posted by Princess

Whenever that happened in our Biology class,our 60ish old teacher told us off for laughing and then proceeded to explain what an orgasm was(like we were clueless or something),oh god it was horrific.

Oh god , id say that was awkward, it even makes it worse because he/she is like old.. (not being ageist but its true).

[Princess]

Originally Posted by 'Conor

Oh god , id say that was awkward, it even makes it worse because he/she is like old.. (not being ageist but its true).

Yes!!

[Kerry]

Theres a lot to be said for Haze 2 in 1 ......

[Mystic Mock]

when i was in year 4 i was reading out a story infront of the whole class and i meant to say bleeding hell and instead i said bloody hell lol,i got a weeks detention.

but on topic of what patrick said,dont worry about it they sound very similar.

[Stephanie]

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by 'Conor

BAHAHAHAHA.

its just like the time i said "orgasms" instead of "organisms" in Science

I did that in Geography when I was 12. Haven't forgotten.

[Stacey.]

[MeMyselfAndI]

[Niall]

Oh Patrick, how I've missed these threads. :')

[Mac Hiavellian]

LMFAO Nice!

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Theres a lot to be said for Haze 2 in 1 ......

[InOne]

Why would you have incense in your room? You're not a 40 year old hippy

Plus it's more for living rooms

[Stu]

Originally Posted by InOne

Why would you have incense in your room? You're not a 40 year old hippy

Plus it's more for living rooms

Because it smells great?

It's not 'more for living rooms' lol. It's for anywhere. Most hippys don't have living rooms. There is no instructions on the back on incense packets declaring where it's most suitable for using.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Stu

Because it smells great?

It's not 'more for living rooms' lol. It's for anywhere. Most hippys don't have living rooms. There is no instructions on the back on incense packets declaring where it's most suitable for using.

Smells ok, all down to personal opinion I guess.

[Tom4784]

Patrick, you are priceless.