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Old 19-01-2011, 11:32 PM #1
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After trying his best to stop his dad, Ben can do no more and Phil finds Ben's collection of Gay Porn lieing next to Jordan's naked Body...
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Ben: Im sh!tting myself dad!
Phil: Dont worry son, we'll hide the body.
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Ben - " No Dad please! i keep private things in the shed "
Phil - " Lemme check this out...
Ben - " No wait! "
Phil - " HOLY **** is that the local postman Mr Purdy.. he looks like he has took it up the ****ter to many times "
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This place will do for him until a new one comes along..... Oh it did
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Look dad I thought the baby oil would wake him up, honest!
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Ben : Dad its not what it looks like!
Phil : ...A naked man covered in vasaline , tied to a chair and forced to watch Jeremy Kyle isnt what it looks like?!
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*Ben blocked from entering the Arches as Phil picks up Glendas Tena lady's and lost dentures*
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Glenda lays seductively on the floor.

Phil: Ben, incest is bad...
Glenda: Never stopped you.
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