[Pyramid*]

I don't think it's the done thing these days - when giving out a Valentine card, to have it covered in all sorts of daft poems and ditties....and then doing the same with the envelope.

I wish I could recall all the ones we used to use when I was a kid...and older!!

Who can remember which ones?

I'll start by throwing in

Mrs Smith
don't be mad
It's Chris I'm after
Not his dad
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Postie Postie
For a laugh
Do the cha cha
Up the path
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In times of olde
When Knights were bold
And condoms werent' invented
They relieved themselves
with a hole in a tree
And had to be contented.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
silly Jill, forgot her pll
and now they have a daughter
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