[Liberty4eva]

Should America return to British rule?

Okay, so I saw the thread and am a little perplexed that it was closed for being "ridiculus" and insulting to Americans. Yeah, the thread is "ridiculous" but so is the thread should brothers and sisters be sent to jail for having sex. There is a lot of ridiculous stuff on here when you stop and think about it. And I am a proud American and read all the comments, some of them may have intended to be "insulting" but I don't take them seriously nor would I have given them any attention in responding to them. Personally, I think the topic is a fun topic and someone should consider reopening it (or at least keep this one opened).

If the topic was opened I would have posted the following cartoon which investigates what America would be like if it was still under British rule. It's very, very accurate.

Youtube video

[GypsyGoth]

The Fairly OddParents

[Liberty4eva]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

The Fairly OddParents

The show is very clever. I wish they had it on the air when I was 6.

BTW, I had no idea how much we owe a debt of gratitude to George Washington's white hair, wooden teeth, and love of all things free. If not for him we would all have Mary Poppins Dick Van Dykish accents.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Liberty4eva

The show is very clever. I wish they had it on the air when I was 6.

BTW, I had no idea how much we owe a debt of gratitude to George Washington's white hair, wooden teeth, and love of all things free. If not for him we would all have Mary Poppins Dick Van Dykish accents.

You do know that the majority of English people don't have that accent? USA likes to stereotype our accent, like we stereotype yours.

[Niamh.]

Well, I closed the thread because I thought a lot of the comments being made were very insulting, I know I'd be annoyed if I were American but I'm glad you weren't insulted by it

[Liberty4eva]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

You do know that the majority of English people don't have that accent? USA likes to stereotype our accent, like we stereotype yours.

I was kidding ukturtle and mocking the cartoon. If the US was still a British colony I would suspect the accent would be closer to the Australian one.

[DDRickyDD]

Yes it should be in my opinion. The United Kindgom (One of the richest countries in the world) should do everything it can to help countries like that.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by DDRickyDD

Yes it should be in my opinion. The United Kindgom (One of the richest countries in the world) should do everything it can to help countries like that.

countries like what?

[joeysteele]

Can anyone see the USA wanting to be under British rule, what one earth would they want that for.

My answer would be yes if the citizens of the USA wanted it but for the life of me I cannot see that they would, ever.

[bananarama]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

Can anyone see the USA wanting to be under British rule, what one earth would they want that for.

My answer would be yes if the citizens of the USA wanted it but for the life of me I cannot see that they would, ever.

I agree. Why on earth would America want to be ruled by Cameron and lap dog Clegg......Along with some old bird that calls herself Queen....

I think America would probably drop the bomb on us rather than tolorate British rule....

[letmein]

Originally Posted by bananarama

I agree. Why on earth would America want to be ruled by Cameron and lap dog Clegg......Along with some old bird that calls herself Queen....

I think America would probably drop the bomb on us rather than tolorate British rule....

[Niall]

Read this:

John Cleese Letter to USA

To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.

Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed. There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney,upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day.

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time,you will go metric with immediate effect and without conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Knat's Urine,with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen,Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or Gasoline, as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon- get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day.

John Cleese

xxxxx

[Jords]

Yes we're awesome.

[Liberty4eva]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Well, I closed the thread because I thought a lot of the comments being made were very insulting, I know I'd be annoyed if I were American but I'm glad you weren't insulted by it

Bit of a belated reply but I noticed you are from Ireland. I could see why a thread titled "Should Ireland Return to British Rule?" would annoy someone in Ireland because Ireland got its independence less than a hundred years ago. If the internet existed in the 19th century a thread like this would get a lot of negative feedback from Americans. But it's been well over 200 years since the US got independence and time heals all wounds. So much has happened since then. On the other hand, I'm still trying to get over the British torching the White House, though. I haven't forgiven them yet.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niall

Read this:

xxxxx

PMSL! That is hilarious!

[BB_Eye]

Originally Posted by DDRickyDD

Yes it should be in my opinion. The United Kindgom (One of the richest countries in the world) should do everything it can to help countries like that.

u trollin'

[Niall]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

PMSL! That is hilarious!

Lmfao ikr? It cracks me up every time I read it.