[Kate!]

Twas the night before Eviction, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Jay arose from his bed, sneaking out with great care,
Into the Kitchen, with his arse all bare.

The others were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
Never suspecting for even one minute,
That Jay opened the freezer and crapped right innit.

Next day to their horror, a foul stench was detected,
but all was hushed up, as Jay is protected.
However every villiain always gets what's due,
Jay was outed by Aaron for doing a poo!