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Old 08-02-2012, 08:40 PM #1
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Best line of all time from educating rita...
DENNY: Blokes in my family only have to look at a woman to get em pregnant!
RITA: Thats coz ther're all cock-eyed!
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I've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!
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Cindy, the TVs leaking!
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It's not what's said in this, it's just the scene that I find hilarious
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Ok, just let that shit mutilate her white ass then leave.... die bitch please dieee


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The Big Lebowski: "Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Pretty much any line from Airplane!
Anchorman: “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”
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Oh and the majority of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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oh god I could just pick out various will ferrell/paul rudd quotes from various films
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Have you seen they're making a sequel to Knocked Up, called This Is Forty? I think it has Megan Fox in it, the Paul Rudd side of Knocked Up and... well here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_Forty
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Spoilered 'cos there is swearing, please don't read if you are offended by swearing or Jay & Silent Bob

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Also:

This whole scene...

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oh and lets not forget



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Not a favourite as such but




shut shut shut your mou-shut your mouth shut your mouth

So much I use it in day to day life now
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shut shut shut your mou-shut your mouth shut your mouth

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Dr. Hfuhruhurr is talking about his dead wife Rebecca to Olsen :

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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: No. That's just a statue of her.
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O pointy birds, o pointy pointy/ Anoint my head, anointy-nointy
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I love that film so much
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{after just meeting Elizabeth for the first time in years}
Fred: Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.

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