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Old 21-02-2012, 04:57 PM #1
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Patter merchant: - "I need a partner for a competition later on tonight..... "

Me: - "Yeah... sure why not. What's the competition then?"

Patter merchant:- "A French Kissing one...."


yep: I've been caught out with this one before!
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