[waterhog]

day 2 briefing 13.11.12

i am going to present day 2,
and i hope it is funny,
the first classic i present,
is Helen and the dunny.
this was the proof,
she is not faking,
its not a act,
genuine was her shaking.
the next was strength,
Eric is a old man and that's no trick,
but i do have admiration,
for the way he handled the neck tick.
Helen and Nadine next,
voted by the public to do the task,
Helen failed with in 10 seconds,
Nadine done a show like a political ask.
now proof of no discrimination,
Eric and Brian had such a fun slaughter,
2 old men on giant lily's,
and then leaping into the water.
a bit of general knowledge,
it was to do with dangerous Brian's catchphrase,
the question answer was a "puppet",
all told by the stereotypical phone box that does amaze.
hair today,
it was Helen's £400 a month revelation,
she is going to be criticized,
but her nativity has pushed up my estimation.
the funniest was yet to come,
it was Brian's praise,
having a pop at Helen in character,
will push up comedy and the bar raise.
food was prevalent,
all were moaning about rice and beans,
that was until the trial was revealed,
and it was Helen and Nadine's normal scenes.
that was Monday night,
thank you ITV you are on form,
"i'm celeb" is controlling my life,
it is going down a storm.


can it get any better - it is simply the best thing on tv.