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Old 22-11-2012, 04:47 PM #1
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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
What is red and smells like blue paint?

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Red paint.



How do you confuse a blond?

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Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.


Why was six afraid of seven?

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It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.



http://anti-joke.com/
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Did a few of these myself in a blog like a year ago, they are the greatest form of joke
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Love a good anti-joke!
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What do you call a dog with 3 legs?

A dog with 3 legs


What did the orange say to the lemon?

"Hello"


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it felt like crossing the road


What did the pineapple say to the wine glass?

"I want to sit in you but obviously I can't because I am considerably larger than you and it would be a bit weird for a pineapple to be sitting in a wine glass."
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Why did Mock make a rape joke?

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Because he's Insane
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Why did Mock make a rape joke?

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Because he's Insane
leave the anti-jokes to Mollie
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thought that was a good attempt myself
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Why did Mock make a rape joke?

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Because he's Insane


Why did Novo make this post?

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Because he wanted to.
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Why did Mock make a rape joke?

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Because he's Insane
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What is gay and never goes away?


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What is gay and never goes away?


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oh love that one
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What is gay and never goes away?


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you tried harder xo.
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What is gay and never goes away?


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I wish Rylan would go away.
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I wish you would go away, but it hasn't happened yet. /bitch
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I wish you would go away, but it hasn't happened yet. /bitch
If me or Novo wasn't on here who would make you look good in comparison?
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Looks like you've made him angry Mock good work
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If me or Novo wasn't on here who would make you look good in comparison?
Now this is a joke in it's own right.
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What is gay and never goes away?


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I like Rylan but I had to laugh at this.

Sorry Lucas.
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It's not technically an anti-joke though he's cheated. idc
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