[Pro Sniper]

Cameron calls him..

Cam: Hey Lewis, fancy meeting up?

Lew: Nah, I'm too busy pissing away the 100k the gullible public gifted me. Now there's no cams and no shallow and gullible people around for me to extract rewards from, there's no real point in carrying on our fake friendship, is there? So is that all? coz I'm in quite the hurry to get to an orgy party. I've been to half a dozen already this week.

Cam: But I thought you said you were only having sex with people you felt a deep connection with???

Lew: AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA you believed that garbage? don't be so bloody naive, kiddo, that was just some I was spinning as part of the "intellectual" "guru" character I made up to fool the moronic masses. In fairness to you, my pathetic see through act did in fact act fool so many, or else they were just thirsty for my pretty boy looks. My mates showed me a clip of embarrassing Emma saying "I was like an onion" - "lots of layers to me" BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I initially laughed at that until my stomach hurt, but now I just cringe at it, it's just so damn pathetic.

Cam: But Lewi..

Lew(interrupts): Sorry kid I really do have to rush to get ready for this orgy. See ya(phone slams)