[Alf]

[Alf]

There is a conspiracy theory. I wouldn't have shared this news otherwise.

[Crimson Dynamo]

links?

[thesheriff443]

You are one big sausage Alf

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Alf

There is a conspiracy theory. I wouldn't have shared this news otherwise.

I actually though it was going to be a joke

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

links?

Are you worried Alf is telling porkies?

[Alf]

Originally Posted by LeatherT. rumpet

links?

Probably squares in there too

[bots]

Well done or lightly smoked?

[Alf]

Why this story interested me was because a couple of days ago I saw something about an abnormal amount of food factories that had burnt down in America in the past couple of years and then I see this sausage factory story from Essex today. Coincidence?

[Alf]

This is the video I saw the other day.

Youtube video

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

links?

https://news.sky.com/story/harlow-fi...snt-sf-twitter

[arista]

[Plumes of smoke have been seen billowing
over Essex as firefighters tackle a blaze
at a sausage factory
Fire crews arrived at the scene just after
5am on Tuesday morning after reports
that a fire had broken out on the
industrial site on River Way in Harlow.

There were 10 fire engines on site by 7.17am,
with crews from Essex, Hertfordshire
and London in attendance.

Residents are urged to avoid the area
and people in Harlow Town have been
advised to keep doors and windows shut.

Dorottya Spanyik said her husband had
been working overnight in the unit when
the fire alarms went off.]




Sloppy Night staff more like, Alf

[Alf]

Originally Posted by arista

[Plumes of smoke have been seen billowing
over Essex as firefighters tackle a blaze
at a sausage factory
Fire crews arrived at the scene just after
5am on Tuesday morning after reports
that a fire had broken out on the
industrial site on River Way in Harlow.

There were 10 fire engines on site by 7.17am,
with crews from Essex, Hertfordshire
and London in attendance.

Residents are urged to avoid the area
and people in Harlow Town have been
advised to keep doors and windows shut.

Dorottya Spanyik said her husband had
been working overnight in the unit when
the fire alarms went off.]




Sloppy Night staff more like, Alf

Maybe it was sloppy staff, that's a reasonable enough theory. Let's see if these incidents continue at a suspicious rate now that I've brought this to your attention.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

Well done or lightly smoked?

Cremated would be my guess.

[Alf]

Something tells me this story is way more important to us than Angela Raynor winking at Boris.

[michael21]

Now we just need a mash factory to go up

[Cherie]

Maybe animal activists were at the root?

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Maybe animal activists were at the root?

Nah, that's not exciting enough. My theory that the deep state are manufacturing a famine for us is more exciting. All part of the Great reset.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Alf

Nah, that's not exciting enough. My theory that the deep state are manufacturing a famine for us is more exciting. All part of the Great reset.

I think we can live without sausages though

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I think we can live without sausages though

Speak for yourself. I live on sausages. I think the loss of sausages would be the final straw for me.

[Cherie]

I think I can smell cooked sausages in the air

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I think I can smell cooked sausages in the air

Have you gone to Heaven?

[Alf]

What do you think Toy Soldier? Are they manufacturing a famine with all these food factories burning down recently?

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Alf

What do you think Toy Soldier? Are they manufacturing a famine with all these food factories burning down recently?

Let's say I was to ponder a conspiracy theory on this subject, just as a hypothetical, not saying I am or that I'm not, but if I was...

... I don't necessarily think they'd be manufacturing famine, as such. What they would in such a hypothetical situation be doing is creating artificial scarcity - which doesn't mean there won't be Sausages on the shelves, it just means they can justify the Sausages being twice as expensive.

In other words - like fuel, like energy, like the already-increasing food prices - it's going to promote yet another cost-of-living hike. There's a pattern of insidious gradual cost increases. A conspiracy theorist would say that's to justify a social reset, once everyone's so fed up of the struggle that they no longer care. The reset in that example would offer increased day to day comfort (which people will feel they lack) in exchange for fewer individual freedoms.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm going to panic buy square sausage just in case

[bots]

Youtube video