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19-08-2022, 04:32 PM | #1 | |||
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Started my new job, and I'm not as young as I thought.
Aching in places I didnt even know existed. Going to have 4 stella tonight which will be my first drink in 1 and a half months. |
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19-08-2022, 05:04 PM | #2 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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whatcha doing Parm
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19-08-2022, 05:28 PM | #3 | |||
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19-08-2022, 05:46 PM | #4 | |||
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19-08-2022, 05:59 PM | #5 | |||
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19-08-2022, 06:00 PM | #6 | ||
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Love the satisfaction from a hard day's work. Enjoy your drink
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19-08-2022, 06:14 PM | #7 | |||
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19-08-2022, 06:17 PM | #8 | |||
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I knew the Fluffer at a trans dwarf porn show thing would work out
Good on you Parmy just watch you dont put your back out |
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19-08-2022, 06:25 PM | #9 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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19-08-2022, 06:47 PM | #10 | |||
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I had to do it laying on my back looking upwards, to say I was shocked when she whipped them of would be an understatement. God certainly spared the cock on that woman, it nearly put my eye out. |
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19-08-2022, 06:59 PM | #11 | |||
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19-08-2022, 08:34 PM | #12 | |||
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All hail the Moyesiah
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Impressive taking that long off booze, you deserve your drink this evening
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19-08-2022, 10:19 PM | #13 | |||
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19-08-2022, 10:58 PM | #14 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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Good luck at the new job. Enjoy the 4 Stellas, I’d defo recommend the unfiltered ones you can get in the off licence.
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20-08-2022, 02:38 AM | #15 | |||
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I'm pisswed as ****, can hardly see to tyoebth8s msg....tis 8s what it is...I've entertained, and been entertained..and also had 8 Stella's inbthe end all good...
Jambos pump Celtic. |
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20-08-2022, 02:41 AM | #16 | |||
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4 gins
1 whiskey 4 glasses of red or white. And 3 Coors....on top of my 8 Stella's. Made up with the nearly sister in law after shouting about her getting fingered at high school the last time I had a drink. |
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20-08-2022, 06:58 AM | #17 | |||
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All hail the Moyesiah
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20-08-2022, 07:21 AM | #18 | |||
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It's TRUE...
I've just woke up, and my life is back to normal now |
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20-08-2022, 07:39 AM | #19 | |||
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Is it true though?
The phones ringing and I've got the fear now. |
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20-08-2022, 07:42 AM | #20 | |||
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Come on head....snap out of this.....get yer self together ya overly big beach baw bitch headed bitch..stop it, that'll day. just gonnie no
Relax...dont touch that half glass of GNT you didnt drink..just relax, and no prolapse. Dont want a prolapsed head..imagine!!! Ears that scoff at a cotton bud...no thank you my prolapsed head..I'm away back to bed. Last edited by parmnion; 20-08-2022 at 07:51 AM. |
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20-08-2022, 07:49 AM | #21 | |||
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Phew....
It was a happy voice on the dog that didnt want to face time last night. My wee sister, who is doing a 31 day challenge, that involves 31 swims, with 31 people, for the charity refuweedgie. Shes half way through, and I promised to do the cold days nearer 28 or 29..love her like..the life shes had, the life shes made..a single mother, bullied by her ex husband. Did you know she opened the london stick exchange for the day last month... I feel full of love today...so I'm gonna delete my most loved thread, and call you all the winner |
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20-08-2022, 07:54 AM | #22 | |||
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POW! BLAM!
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Thanks for the drunken messages, btw
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20-08-2022, 07:56 AM | #23 | |||
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20-08-2022, 08:06 AM | #24 | |||
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