[reecejackox]

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For me In your next life, you'll be a flying fish - but don't worry, you'll keep your love of bright colors and your trademark filed teeth

[Kate!]

You've died! Due to your actions in life, including the time you gave your last dollar to a friend in need, karma dictates that you move up on the cosmic reincarnation scale. In your next life, you'll be a dragon - but don't worry, you'll keep your love of bright colors and your trademark number of toes!

[Beso]

You've died! Due to your actions in life, including the time you apologized and really meant it, karma dictates that you move down on the cosmic reincarnation scale. In your next life, you'll be a fox - but don't worry, you'll keep your kinks and your trademark overall fantastic bod!

[Ray.]

You've died! Due to your actions in life, including the time you called your mother for no real reason except to talk, karma dictates that you move up on the cosmic reincarnation scale. In your next life, you'll be a unicorn - but don't worry, you'll keep your upbeat optimism and your trademark glowing eyes!

I'm not an optimist and I'm dead behind the eyes.

[Benjamin]

Reincarnation Generator

You've died! Due to your actions in life, including the time you "accidentally" gave away the ending to a book, karma dictates that you move up on the cosmic reincarnation scale. In your next life, you'll be a human - but don't worry, you'll keep your righteous anger and your trademark sweet pecs!

Is that moving up

[Ashley.]

You've died! Due to your actions in life, including the time you made cookies for a friend, karma dictates that you move down on the cosmic reincarnation scale. In your next life, you'll be a lion's mane jellyfish - but don't worry, you'll keep your fear of deep water and your trademark unnatural hair color!

The crazy thing is that I do have a fear of deep water and an unnatural hair colour. Not sure about becoming a jellyfish though...

[Ammi]

You've died! Due to your actions in life, including the time you purposely bought ice cream in a flavor no one else liked so you didn't have to share, karma dictates that you move down on the cosmic reincarnation scale. In your next life, you'll be a lynx - but don't worry, you'll keep your fear of the dark and your trademark spiky hair!

[Cherie]

You've died! Due to your actions in life, including the time you left the house during the COVID-19 quarantine, karma dictates that you move up on the cosmic reincarnation scale. In your next life, you'll be an Asian elephant - but don't worry, you'll keep your lightning-quick anger and your trademark glowing eyes!