[Shaun]

The patriotic Italians wrote a song listing all the fantastic and Iconic things about Italy.

It's sung by Alaniso Morrisetti

Her dress is designed by Armani and is made from Pasta :

Spoiler:

Her Head piece was designed by Dolce & Gabbana and she has stayed with the pasta theme for this :

Spoiler:

To Be sung in the tune of Ironic - Alanis Morrisette

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Iconic

An old man turned and he ate
He had some Ravioli, what a great day,
It's a Pizza Pie with your Chardonnay
It's spaghetti bolognese when you don't have time to wait,
Isn't it iconic, don't you think

[Chorus]
It's like Rome on a Holy day
It's a Gondola ride when in Venice you stayed,
It's the Garda sun when you stayed by the lake
Gino D'Acampo's the king, It figures

Mr. Versace, was a shame to die
He was shot in the head and no one knows why
He dedicated his whole damn life to make us dress right,
But Donatella stepped up, she fought
Well, she is most wise
And isn't he iconic, don't you think?

[Chorus]

That's life, that's what all the people say, Oh frank Sinatra
Well you did it your way and Strangers in the night
And Pavarotti your life has an operaey way of helping me out when
You think you need to hear a song and nessun dorma is sung
with such grace

A bit of Verdi when you're on a date
Watch some Sophia Loren when I'm on my break
It's like a Mafia Don chasing you with a knife
Bradley Coopers the man of my dreams
His dad had an Italian wife
And isn't it iconic, don't you think
A little too iconic, and yeah I really do think

[Chorus]

Well, the Pope has a funny way of converting you
And the Pope has a funny, funny way of making you devout
Making you devout.

[Maia]

Amazing Niamh

[Tom4784]

*claps*

[GypsyGoth]

[Niamh.]

[Doogle]

That was absolutely brilliant

[Black Dagger]

*Mild applause because it's Italy and the Italian man just stole my champagne*

[Z]

[Shaun]

Fabulous, Alaniso!

We're the entire population of... yes, you guessed it, Armenia! And we're delighted to introduce the second performance of tonight's show: Oiks Aloud from the United Kingdom! (Zee)

[Tom4784]

I should have mentioned what tune I had used in mine *glares at Niamh for having sense*

[Z]

-feels nervous-

[Shaun]

I'll edit it in quickly if you PM me a video dean

[Shaun]

Strands of red, white and blue light illuminate the stage. Five figures are stood in front of microphone stands, wearing a mish mash of black and pink clothing. A familiar guitar riff reverberates around the arena and the crowd bursts into wild cheers...



The five figures stand in line, alternating lines between them. (Ginger Hobnoberts, Horse-Smithy Walsh, Naqueen Corgi, Racist Tweedyjacket, Ruddy Hard-to-kill-Diana)

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Disco dancing with the Prince right-oh
Next they’re pumping on the bathroom floor
Neighbours listening in the uni halls
They’re saying go on Wills gotta get your hole

Leading William in the wrong direction
Can’t believe he’s taken such a shine
We can hear it in her elocution
Something povvo’s going on that throne of mine

Dunno what he thinks he’s acquired
She’s a strumpet from the class below
And when we drop, she runs the empire
It’s the sound I, it’s the sound I

It’s the girl that the Prince has found
That dog bitch slut is not allowed
In to the wealth she goes
While the Queen stands up; screams no-o-oh
Now she’s wearing white
And her sister’s bum is pert and tight
They’re two little perfect mounds
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

Evil plot running through their minds
Accident, I’m sure you’ll find
Cut the brakes so they lose control
And we’ll blame it all on alcohol

Will’s in love with that slut’s poor diction
Got a feeling she’s involved in crime
Probably got a drug addiction
Find a scandal we don’t have much time

Dunno how, she’s done it that liar
Probably just a really good blow
It needs to stop; the situation’s dire
It’s the sound I, it’s the sound I

It’s the girl that the Prince has found
That dog bitch slut is not allowed
In to the wealth she goes
While the Queen stands up; screams no-o-oh
Now she’s wearing white
And her sister’s bum is pert and tight
They’re two little perfect mounds
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

Yah, yah, yah, yah
Yah, yah, yah, yah

We need to kill that bitch with fire
We’re emphatic that she has to go
She can’t be, the queen of the Empire
It’s the sound I, it’s the sound I, it’s the sound I, it’s the sound I ohhhh

It’s the girl that the Prince has found
That dog bitch slut is not allowed
In to the wealth she goes
While the Queen stands up; screams no-o-oh
Now she’s wearing white
And her sister’s bum is pert and tight
They’re two little perfect mounds
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

The blood line stops with this awful plight
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown
The blood line stops with this awful plight
It’s the sound of a povvo, sound of a povvo crown

Red, white and blue pyrotechnics explode as the five bandmates throw their mic stands down and look pissed off that people are cheering and not taking them seriously. They'll show that povvo bitch.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

I should have mentioned what tune I had used in mine *glares at Niamh for having sense*

lol, mine might have sounded better if you weren't trying to fit those words into that tune

[GypsyGoth]

[Niamh.]

I'm trying to remember the tune of the sound of the underground (need to get my ear phones) and I keep changing it to the tune of Jedwards Lipstick

[Tom4784]

[Shaun]

What a cheekily snobby song from the United Kingdom there!

Indeed, Zilyana!

Remind me, Erin, what is your gender?

Fabulous! *ass shake*

Indeed. Let's see what Kosovo (Marc) have to offer!

Cheap gender realignment surgery, fingers crossed!

[Z]

Thank you Dean s0b

[Z]

Oooh excited for Kosovo

[Tom4784]

These presenter bits <3 they're always gold.

[Maia]

Zee

[Maia]

Kosovo now they always deliver don't they

[Shaun]

post til~

[Shaun]

new page~