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#35th – arista
Previous performance: Re-entry
1st Round: 15 points || 2nd Round: 35 points || Total: 50 points.
I didn’t want to fall in love with you, I didn’t want to know the things I knew, it wasn’t ‘til I looked into the mirror... denial. I’ve kept my emotions back for too long, but this tourniquet around my heart just can’t stop the amount of love I have for arista. Members gave him points “for being real, sometimes too real, but I love ya, mate,” and because he “posts good news, does a great job of winding people up.” One voter stated “some don’t get him... I do. Ignoring his utter adoration for the Tories, he’s fantastic.” One user said “the big guy is the best and where would we be without all those bargains?” I really don’t know. ASDA Walmart owe him some bargains, that’s for sure. One member said “honey what can I say, always interesting,” while another said “he and I are poles apart a lot of the time but I really like arista, love how he makes sure I don’t miss good programmes on TV.” One user gave him points because “I live for the big green bitch”, and another because “he deserves a vote for informing us all about the latest ASDA/Walmart microwave meals even though the biggest majority of them are horrible cardboardy tasting overpriced crap.” No mincing of words there, even less mince than is in an ASDA Shepherd’s pie, I’d imagine. One member said “I wouldn’t say that I really like Arista, but he does contribute a lot to the forum, especially the News/Serious debate section. It wouldn’t be the same around here without him.” As one member put it: “my relationship with arista is quite a varied one... some days I love him, some days I wanna smash his motherboard up. We like to tease each other, he sends me books about Tony Blair and I offer him sexual favours. He may talk in riddles sometimes but his catchphrases and random remarks make me laugh out loud. I can’t imagine TiBB without him, he’s that established a member, and rightly so.” Feel The Force, TiBB, I know I do.

Still remaining: anniek76, Apple202, Ben, Black Dagger, Brother Leon, Dezzy, Drew, Glenn, GypsyGoth, Jack_, Jenn-CityIVLyfe, Jesus, JH95, joeysteele, Jordan, Josy, Karl, Kizzy, Lee, Legend killer, LemonJam, Livia, Locke, Marc, MTVN, Nathan, Niall, Niamh, Novo, Raph, Scott, Shaun, sooty, Zee.