[Jake.]

Novo didn't quite defeat the abominations but very well done!

[Locke.]

Victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glenn.]

Well done everyone. Just caught up. And I've just realised I was wrong when I said I beat kizzy in the odds because I didn't

Sorry kizzy

[Black Dagger]

NOBVO

4/10 LEFT.

[Livia]

Well done Novo x

[Raph]

And Locke beats Novo!!

Hope you pull off a great result David And well done Andy

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by JH95

Novo didn't quite defeat the abominations but very well done!

[Raph]

And Locke beats Novo!!

Hope you pull off a great result David And well done Andy

[Marc]

Who's even left.. I'm laughing

[King Gizzard]

What you on about Locke

Originally Posted by Zee

#18th – Locke
Previous performance: 7th
1st Round: 27 points || 2nd Round: 66 points || Total: 93 points.
Simping his way into the top 20, it’s Novo. At the time of writing, it’s not currently known whether or not he will storm off of the forum in a rage again, but time will tell. One member voted for him as a “strategic vote”, which is really charming, but not nearly as charming as “bit of a nob but has his moments.” One member called him a “cheeky bastard but very funny and loveable too. Another one who makes me laugh a lot,” while another said they “don’t think this forum would be as fun without him on here. I have a similar taste as him in pretty much everything and is always a great laugh.” One member said Andy “supports the worst King in Game of Thrones, the worst team in Glasgow, watches terrible shows like The OC and Wonder Years, and that bloody idiot of a tennis player Azarenka. Not sure why I'm giving him any points actually.” Another member said that he is “the member whose posts I most enjoy to read. Very funny, but simps a 13 year old boy.” He picked up points from one member “because despite his love for all things horrific (lol Vika) he’s great to have around, we all need a jobber on the forum and he fits that role quite nicely if I do say so myself.” You little jobber, Andy. One member said “I really like Novo a lot, he has a great humour and I’d imagine is a good friend to have too.” One user said that “along with Purdy, the funniest guy I’ve met on this forum.. He can have me in tears laughing without even trying; he’s so casual and sarcastic with the way he talks to people he’s hilarious. Also a big tennis fan and I enjoy reading his views on it (when they aren't about Vika),” while another voter said that “this guy makes me laugh more and more on the forum, every time I come back he’s always doing something to liven TiBB up; I really hope he does well.” As one member put it, he “has some amazing Youtube vlogs. Got to love when he exposed Locke and Drew for their simping ways on Youtube. Not many people would have had the courage to take on such monsters, but Andy had no problem doing so. He also played an integral part in some key investigations saving Locke from a downward Spiral. I would go as far as to say Locke should thank Novo for saving him from being a non stop simping machine.” Simp simp simp.

Still remaining: Black Dagger, Drew, GypsyGoth, Jesus, JH95, Josy, Lee, LemonJam, Livia, Locke, Marc, Nathan, Niamh, Shaun, sooty, Zee.

[joeysteele]

Novo should have been a lot higher, he will always likely be one of the contenders to win for me and this is still a great position in the top 20 but he deserves to be a regular placing in the top 10.

[Novo]

Was that Leon who referred to Vika as a 13 year old boy

[Z]

#16th – GypsyGoth
Previous performance: 24th
1st Round: 24 points || 2nd Round: 74 points || Total: 98 points.
GypsyGoth could well be the only Kristen Stewart fan I’ve ever had a positive opinion of, and that’s quite an achievement. One member gave her points, saying “her win is way overdue now. By far the loveliest member on here, she's always warm and friendly towards everyone.” Another member gave her points “because I like her username”, she also gained votes “for being dark yet extremely on point” and because “her comments often make me chuckle, maybe we share the same sense of humour plus I tend to share the same taste in housemates too.” One member just said “mmmbop”, I’m assuming that’s some kind of reference to Twilight or maybe the state the economy’s in now. Maybe it’s the sound a bear makes in the woods when no one’s around. She’s “lovely and hilarious” and “she has a great rack”, but she’s also “so sweet… and yet an absolute assassin with the quiet one-liner. She is glacially slow to anger but once or twice I have felt like applauding when she has calmly and eloquently put someone in their place. Absolutely charming, and wonderful of her to spend so much time on here with us mere mortals after making all those successful Twilight films. Because she actually IS Kristin Stewart, I am convinced of it.” She’s a “very funny member and pretty much nice to everyone,” and “her posts are always way better than everybody else’s put together.” Claudia is “a really friendly and polite user. I respect what she brings to the forum and the opinions she has,” in the words of one member; while another said “I don’t think I’ve ever seen her be nasty to anyone really, one of the friendliest members and her humour is amazing. I really do hope she becomes the president of Guam as is rumoured. She would surely shine in the role.” One member said “Scouting For Girls – She’s So Lovely” which wasn’t Scott by the way; while another said Claudia has “literally had me in stitches with her posts and dry humour, lovely lass.” As one member put it: “Poor Claudia. By far one of the nicest members on here. I haven't voted her often because everyone usually does, but last time she dropped far too much. She is the first to friend request anyone (damn her, lol) and by the time this event happens she has probably doubled Stacey's friend count. Difference is, she actually talks to these people and makes them feel welcome.” I can’t wait for all the one liners Claudia will have posted throughout this ceremony, I’ve no doubt she’ll be on top form as always. Well done you beautiful swan.

Still remaining: Black Dagger, Drew, Jesus, JH95, Josy, Lee, LemonJam, Livia, Locke, Marc, Nathan, Niamh, Shaun, sooty, Zee.

[Shaun]

claudia

[Jake.]

Aw Claudia well done

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Zee

#20th – Scott
Previous performance: 8th
1st Round: 12 points || 2nd Round: 68 points || Total: 80 points.
It’s like when Britney (or Karl) shaved all her hair off in 2007 (or the other month) because she was going mad (for money) – Scott exists in a haze of alcohol, drugs and posting bizarre .GIFs around the forum. Let’s form a prayer circle and hope that Scott gets back to his brilliant best soon. One member said “he used to post stuff to annoy me at the start of the year but now he is a very nice member”, while another said “for being so far out there... we have the challenge of reeling you back in every time.” He was described as “TiBB’s very own Amanda Bynes” and “he’s vulgar, charming and I love him.” One user said that Scott is “so sassy I feel intimidated just by existing on the same planet as him. He gives great head too.” One member said “I love Scott. He makes me laugh with his stories but he has also introduced me to loads of new music that I would never have listened to,” while another said “Scott is a ******ing genius. I don’t think he realises just how much potential he has and if he ever does, then we’re all ******ed. Our first ever conversation was about having a finger up the bum at the point of ejaculation and from that moment on, although we’ve both come and gone from the forum at different times, and for different reasons (like being totally mental in his case), we’ve always slotted back into friendship really easily. My funniest moments on TIBB all seem to include Scott, and I think that says everything. I’ve also seen his D, and watched him put nail varnish on his eyelids. Once those things are burned into your retina’s then there really is no going back.” On a more serious note, one voter said “I feel scared bringing it up on the forum because I don't understand why he does it, but every time he gets into trouble or self harms I genuinely worry, because he's otherwise the funniest and most outrageous forum member. I just hope he wises up soon because he's going to seriously hurt himself one day and we love him too much, even if he doesn't.” If Scott were ever “sent to fat gay camp, I’d come rescue him,” promised one voter; while another said “I don't think I could vote in this and not include Scott. He's been the source of random **** on the forum for so long. I love Scott so much even if he doesn't love himself. He's an amazing person. The nights we've spent on TC have been flawless, even when his scally nephew flashed the D. I just hope he knows he's loved on the forum, because I know he is.” My favourite reason for Scott however, was this one, and I hope you’ll all enjoy it as much as I did: “Scott is like a mermaid’s treasure, a sparkly pearl on the forum, a flawless diamond that glistens and lights up the darkest recesses of the Alcove, he makes me laugh, he makes me cry, he makes me cover my computer screen with embarrassment – magnificent, maleficent, fiery and fabulous, Scott is just a unique and a beautiful human being.”

Still remaining: anniek76, Black Dagger, Dezzy, Drew, GypsyGoth, Jesus, JH95, Josy, Lee, LemonJam, Livia, Locke, Marc, Nathan, Niamh, Novo, Shaun, sooty, Zee.

[Marc]

Claudia climbing back up to #2

[Brother Leon]

Originally Posted by Novo

Was that Leon who referred to Vika as a 13 year old boy

Nope. Mine was the ending. Good to see I am not the only one who thinks that though

[King Gizzard]

#Goth4Guam

[LemonJam]

Deserved to be much higher tbh.

[Marc]

omg im scared..

[Drew.]

well done GypsySloth

[Niamh.]

Well done Claudia

[Me. I Am Salman]

[Benjamin]

I have 7 left now. Well done GG.